Well, well, well, it looks like Twitter is finally ready to step up its game and join the payments arena. Who knew that tweeting about your breakfast and posting cat memes could lead to a career in finance? But I guess when you have a billionaire like Elon Musk at the helm, anything is possible.

According to inside sources, Twitter is reportedly prepping to add payments functionality to the platform, and it could potentially include the use of bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies. Who would have thought that the same platform where you argue with your cousin about politics could also be used to buy and sell goods and services? It's a brave new world we live in, folks.

Elon Musk has stated that he wants Twitter to primarily serve fiat payments, but be made with the ability to enable cryptocurrency later on. Because, you know, why settle for just being a social media giant when you can also be a financial behemoth?

This move wouldn't be surprising coming from Elon, considering his previous businesses have facilitated bitcoin transactions. In fact, Tesla even accepted bitcoin for its electric vehicles, until concerns about renewable energy led to its removal. But let's face it, Elon is never one to shy away from a challenge.

Twitter has reportedly started applying for regulatory licenses across the U.S. in preparation for facilitating payments through the app. This move is in line with Musk's vision of turning Twitter into a "super app" with multifunctionality. And what better way to achieve this goal than with the help of cheap, instantaneous payments using a platform like the Bitcoin Lightning Network?

In fact, Twitter has already tested "tipping" through the Bitcoin Lightning Network via Jack Mallers' Strike, and later added the ability for users to add a Bitcoin address to directly receive their tips. So, it's not a matter of if, but when, Twitter will fully embrace cryptocurrency.

In conclusion, I can't wait to see what the future holds for Twitter and its journey into the world of payments. I'm sure it will be just as entertaining as the latest celebrity feuds and political debates on the platform. Stay tuned, folks.