🚀 Breaking News in the Crypto World! 🚀

FTX's ex-exec Ryan Salame tried to dodge prison with a dog bite excuse 🐕, but the judge wasn't buying it. Despite his claims of needing "urgent medical treatment," an interview with Tucker Carlson showed him looking just fine.

Salame, convicted of violating U.S. election laws, will now serve 7.5 years. His LinkedIn update? A prison pic and a new "inmate" role. Talk about commitment! 😂

What do you think? Is this the wildest crypto story yet? Drop your thoughts below! 👇 #DeFi #Web3 #CryptoDrama