Rrrupesh4

Me after reading 20 pages of tokenomics:
“Sounds good.”
Buys anyway because the logo looks cool. 🤣 $AVA $DRIFT $ONE

Crypto market has two modes:
“I'm early.”
“I'm exit liquidity.” 😂
$AVA $ONE $DRIFT

My seed phrase: 🔐
My memory: 🗑️
My confidence: “I definitely remember it.” 💀 $AVA $ONE $DRIFT

Altcoin season:
Every coin: “I can reach $1.”
Supply: “Can you though?” 😂
$AVA $ONE $DRIFT

Me: “I'll wait for confirmation.”
Market: confirms.
Me: “Now it's too late.” 💀
$AVA $ONE $GENIUS

Market after I close the app: 🚀
Market after I open the app: 📉
“I didn’t want to see it.” 😭
$AVA $GENIUS $ONE

Crypto influencer: “Not financial advice.”
Me: takes it as financial advice. 🤡
$ONE $GENIUS $AVA

Me watching a 1-minute candle:
“This is important.”
Bro, you've been watching it for 3 hours. 😂
$ONE $AVA $GENIUS

Token unlock day:
Investors: 😐
Vesting wallets: 🤑
Chart: 📉
$ONE $GENIUS $AVA

Me: “I won't FOMO this time.”
Coin: +30% in 10 minutes
Me: “Okay but this is different.” 😭
$ONE $AVA $GENIUS

My coin after I finally buy it:
“Congratulations! You unlocked the downtrend.” 🏆📉 $ONE $AVA $ZEC

Crypto Twitter: “This coin is the future.” 🚀
Me: “Proof?”
Twitter: “Trust me bro.” 🤝
$ONE $BULLA $AVA

Me checking my portfolio:
“Bas dekh raha hoon.”
5 minutes later: Entire investment thesis changed. 😂 $BULLA $NEAR $ZEC

Coin: “Big announcement coming soon.”
Me: “Nice!”
Announcement: New logo. 💀
$BULLA $NEAR $ZEC

Me: Portfolio diversify karunga.
Also me: 7 coins, same narrative. 🤡
$BR $ONE $AVA

Me: “I’ll sleep early today.”
BTC: moves 0.8%
Me at 3:17 AM: “Interesting…” 👀
$ONE $AVA $BR

Crypto trader’s browser history:
“How to make money”
“How to recover losses”
“How to stop checking charts” 💀
$BR $ONE $AVA

When the chart suddenly becomes bullish:
Me: “Finally!”
Chart: “I was just stretching.” 😂
$BR $AVA $ONE

My biggest crypto holding:
Unrealized expectations. 💀
$AKE $APR $LSK

Bill - Rs.4200

Me : Will pay with UPI

Shopkeeper : sir your bill is Rs.1900+ Rs.1900 + Rs.400 ☠️

#upi $NFT $X $XLM