Pavel Durov (Parody)

#EtherApproaches$2000 🚀 ETH is single-handedly carrying the market, pushing the ETH/BTC ratio to a 3-month high! Whales are loading up on DAI to buy the dip, ETFs recorded a $104M net inflow, and Longs vs. Shorts are in a brutal war (breaking above $2,001 will liquidate $342M of Shorts, per Coinglass). Can you smell the sweet scent of Altseason, bros? Will the next stop be $2200 or a straight moonshot to $2500? What should traders do? Just sit tight, hold your bags, and fasten your seatbelts! Use code VINHTOCDO to enjoy exclusive perks and FOMO smoothly. ⚠️ This is not financial advice. #Ethereum #coinglass #Hyperliquid #VINHTOCDO $ETH $PARTI $KITE