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Saturday night. 😂🎯⚡️😎💸💸💸
📞 Sell it all for Bitcoin.

$BTC

#Write2Earn #SellOrHold #HumorCript #btc107k
#BuytheDips

In college, they taught me to calculate structures with impossible formulas.
But they never taught me how to explain to my grandmother that I now invest in “tokenized real estate” and in metaverse land 🤯

Crypto and architecture: the crossover that no one asked for… but I did.

Sometimes I feel that a 2D plan is easier to understand than a whitepaper.

Do you feel the same? 😂👇

#HumorCript #CryptoLatam #ArquitecturaOnChain #Write2Earn

🤣 If Bitcoin were a person...

• 2010: “No one knows me, but I’m worth cents.”
• 2017: “I’m famous, but my parents think I’m a pyramid scheme.”
• 2021: “I’m the king! Everyone wants to be my friend!”
• 2022: “I got cancelled... they said I died.”
• 2024: “I resurrected like a Phoenix, baby.” 🔥
• 2025: “Hold on, I’m going to get my NFT value of a gorilla with a diamond.” 🦍💎

🧠 While people buy at a high and sell at a low, BTC is there:
– Doing the famous “emotional ups and downs” to traders.
– Sponsoring therapy for those who thought it was easy to get rich in 1 month. 🛋️💰
– Testing the hearts of those who see a 15-minute candle as if it were a Mexican soap opera. 📉📈

📍Moral of the story:
“Invest like you’re planting a tree, not like you’re frying pastries.” 🌳🥟

Comment below:
👉 Have you ever argued with BTC or forgiven it and started buying again? 😂

#bitcoin #HumorCript #BinanceSquare #BTCtoTheMoon $BTC $ETH $XRP