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🇰🇵 North Korea has stolen $12.8 billion in crypto since 2017, with $7.4 billion of that in 2026.

According to TRM Labs, North Korean hackers carried out 85% of all crypto thefts since the start of the year. The biggest attack was the Binance hack, which caused $6.36 billion in losses. The attackers used phishing, session cookie theft, and employee keys—the crypto industry’s biggest vulnerability remains the human factor.

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Good morning!

The market is down today, with most altcoins in the red. BTC is currently trading around $78,220. ETH is around $2,290.

⭕Fear/Greed Index: 37 — fear

📉Morning news roundup:

• The White House is ready to resume a full-scale war with Iran following the vote.

• OpenAI and the UAE alliance: Abu Dhabi signed 4 agreements to become the world’s first AI-powered nation.

• Binance processed $4.65 billion in withdrawals after the hack — net outflows amounted to just 2.1% of its $171 billion in assets.

• Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang became the target of a Chinese espionage operation.

• Hackers are draining hot wallets on BTCPay Server — the team issued an emergency shutdown command.

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Trump was suspected of consulting AI before making government decisions — Democrats in Congress demanded that all of his correspondence with Grok, ChatGPT, and Claude be preserved, Politico reports.

The move followed reports that the US president had asked Grok how Venezuelans would react to the capture of Nicolás Maduro. A few weeks later, Trump did indeed order a military operation.

Congress members want to find out how much AI influences White House decisions. The administration, meanwhile, said it preserves all documents required by law.

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🩸Black Friday: Today, US stocks lost 1.7 trillion dollars as AI company stocks crashed.
Since the biggest Binance heist in human history, cryptocurrency has lost 100,000,000,000 dollars.

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⚡️ Apple unveils a TOUCHSCREEN MacBook — meet the MacBook Pro with an OLED display

· PROLED XDR — the world’s best display for laptops, with realistic color reproduction, unmatched brightness and contrast.
· Touch input — a new dimension for professional workflows
· M5 Pro and M5 Max chips — lightning-fast for demanding tasks
· Up to 24 hours of battery life
· Dynamic Island — instantly keep track of your activity, alerts and notifications
· The best audio system in a laptop

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Binance will pay 6.34 for the hack 😎

Binance has begun returning assets to affected users and continues to cooperate with law enforcement agencies, issuers, blockchain analytics firms, and industry partners to track, freeze, and recover additional funds.

In a previous statement, the company had already publicly committed to covering the losses with its own funds.

Binance has already reserved more than $6.34 billion in company funds to cover losses related to this incident. Of these funds, $5 billion is already held in the very tokens affected by the incident. We are currently finalizing the acquisition of the remaining amount by purchasing tokens through market and over-the-counter channels. We are doing this to ensure the remaining tokens are in the right format and to eliminate any asset shortfall. This stage may take longer, as some tokens may have low liquidity, and over-the-counter settlements also take time. We will provide updates on our progress as soon as possible.

Well done! Keeping up the standard

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Good morning!

The market is down today, and most altcoins are in the red. BTC is currently trading around $78,600. ETH is around $2,250.

⭕ Fear/Greed Index: 30 — fear

🩸 Over the past 24 hours, positions of 239,068 traders were liquidated. Total liquidations: $1.54 billion.

📉 Morning news roundup:

• Binance was hacked. The damage is estimated at ~$6.3 billion, with around $3 billion already frozen.

• Elon Musk: AGI will start hacking the financial system to “make money for itself, not for humans.”

• North Korea (the Lazarus / TraderTraitor group) is behind the record-breaking Binance hack.

• Strategy’s Q3 report: $21 billion in quarterly profit and 848,517 BTC on its balance sheet.

• Kalshi raised $1 billion at a $40 billion valuation.

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🚨 URGENT 🚨 A North Korean hacker gang (a unit of the Lazarus Group) is responsible for the $6.3 billion hack of Binance, the largest cryptocurrency heist in history.

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Breaking news: Following the Binance hack, $170,000,000,000 was withdrawn from the cryptocurrency market — the largest financial heist in history.

Kim Jong Un had a greater impact on the market than the Fed did all year.

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Hackers, by the way, haven't dumped the stolen BTC and ETH yet, keep that in mind!

When they start dumping, the chart will look pretty bad.

For example, hackers are dumping Pepe right now.

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We have just witnessed the largest hack in cryptocurrency history. $5.6 billion was withdrawn from Binance wallets across several blockchains.

Bitcoin suddenly fell by $2,000 following this news, dropping below $79,000 and triggering a brutal liquidation of $600 million in long positions. $80 billion was wiped off the crypto market in 15 minutes. Tether and Circle acted quickly and froze at least $2.316 billion in stablecoins. CZ assures users that their funds are safe and will be fully protected.

Binance says the investigation is still ongoing. Bitcoin is now recovering.

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Binance’s hot wallet got hacked 👀

They’re also saying Bybit, Bitget, and Circle, but there’s no confirmation yet.

Like you’re surprised?) Crypto: 0 days without a hack.

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🚨ATTENTION: Bitcoin has fallen below $79,000 for the first time in 40 days.

Long positions worth $450 million were liquidated in 30 minutes.

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Avoid high leverage; volatility is high.
Market makers benefit both sides.

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Shares $HYPE just crossed the $85 mark and rose by 8% after the owner of the NYSE announced it would be held accountable on regulated US markets.

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⚡️ Apple has dropped a new IPAD — the iPad mini OLED gets an 8.5-inch Super Retina XDR display, thinner bezels, and the hyped A20 Pro chip.

Get it for $700 starting November 6

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Good morning!

The market is down today, with most altcoins in the red. BTC is currently trading around $80,005. ETH is around $2,315.

🟡Fear/Greed Index: 51 — neutral

📉Morning news roundup:

• The US warned Gulf countries of the risk of a short, extremely intense war with Iran immediately after the elections.

• Pump.fun integrated on-chain derivatives via Hyperliquid.

• Criminal case against Kalshi: Utah’s attorney general charged the platform and its founders.

• Chainlink and S&P Global Ratings are bringing on-chain risk assessments of DeFi vaults.

• Alphabet (GOOGL) plunged 7–10%, as revenue of $127.6 billion failed to prevent a profit collapse caused by $51 billion in AI capital expenditures.

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