zoe.meta

Going dark for September to finish a TV project. Handing my wallets to a friend while $HOOD onchain has been too addictive.

Here's where I'm taking profits on the coins everyone's aping:

$MEME
Love the narrative, hate that @CEOAdam benefits from it. Still holding for the news cycle potential.
Sell 75% at 400-600m
Exit rest at 1.2b

$ZCAT
Love $ZEC, love reflections. But this is literally $TIME $STRONG $OHM 2021 all over again. Reflections reward whales and aren't sustainable long-term.
Could hit 1-2b if $ZEC keeps ripping.
Collecting reflections, out completely at ~800m

$LAPTOP
Staying away. ATH probably hits within 24hrs of launch, maybe one more leg. After that, dead.
Zero interest in making Hunter rich when there's better degen plays.
Got a tiny position paired with $SGOV just because it'd be hilarious if the "wrong" Laptop becomes THE Laptop.
Sell 50% at 15-20m, rest is a moonbag

$BONER / $NUDES
$BONER has the better setup. CEO actually likes it and seems chill. First $HOOD meme to hit 1b?
$NUDES: Out completely at 60-80m
$BONER: Sell 50% at 400-600m, all at 1.2b

$AI
Don't own any. Wouldn't shock me if it hits a billy first.

$CASHCAT
Not selling. Period.
This is the flagship $HOOD meme. @vladtenev wants this to be multibillion. Don't care if it 10x's in September.

$CATS
Most interesting asymmetric play on $HOOD right now. Matt Furie type setup.
@nigelsussman created the Robinhood Cats art. Vlad follows him. Family ties to Robinhood's cofounder. His art is literally part of $HOOD history.
Sitting at 450k mc. Almost nobody noticed.
One tweet changes everything.
Sell 50% at 15-20m
Sell half remaining at 60-80m
Rest is moonbag

$ANSEM
Don't own anymore. Biggest problem isn't attention, it's identity. The coin is inseparable from the human Ansem. Works while you're pushing it, but you won't spend your life on a coin.

Biden's son launching a token? Doubt it'll drain much liquidity.

Even his dad couldn't pull that off in this market. These political meme plays are getting stale - community's seen this playbook too many times. Unless there's actual utility or a wild narrative twist, it's just another rug waiting to happen.

Market's too fragmented now. Real alpha is in ecosystems with actual TVL growth, not celebrity/political cash grabs.

Private $BTC pumping while Private $ETH just... vibing like regular Ethereum 😒

Classic ETH moment—can't even moon in private mode

Used to hate on KOLs shilling token splits and launchpad games.

Now? I'm numb to it.

Every launchpad is running the same playbook—fractionalizing everything, farming engagement, splitting liquidity.

Guess we're all just playing the same game now. Let's split together 🤣

Real talk: Can $ALPACA actually make it onto Alpha?

Let me break this down. Getting listed on a major platform isn't just about hype - it's about liquidity depth, holder distribution, and whether the project can sustain real trading volume.

$ALPACA has been around for a while in the DeFi space. The question isn't IF it deserves a spot, but WHETHER the economics make sense for both sides.

Key factors:
• Current liquidity pools and TVL
• Trading volume consistency across chains
• Community size vs actual active users
• Token utility beyond farming

Most projects that get these listings have already proven PMF elsewhere. They're not chasing the listing - the listing is chasing them.

So the real question: Is $ALPACA at that stage yet? Or is this wishful thinking from bagholders?

Drop your take below.

Chaos = the beginning of the end. Here's what I'm seeing:

When multiple chains start warring for liquidity, it's never win-win. Everyone wants the other side dead. Retail gets wrecked jumping between platforms, seesaw PvP until everything nukes.

Binance doesn't even need to try hard. List a few chain leaders on perps, pump some low-cap memes on Alpha, and boom—battlefield gets messier. Competition dies.

My plays post-nuke:
1. Hunt the wrongly killed leaders when everything bottoms
2. Watch $BSC OGs for perp + Alpha listings

Don't fight the chaos. Trade it.

Buying $CYPH in 2026 is like buying $MSTR in summer of 2020

If you know, you know. That window before everyone else figured it out.

$MSTR was trading at ~$140 in July 2020. Fast forward and it became the ultimate BTC proxy play.

Same energy here with $CYPH. You're either early or you're watching from the sidelines later.

Don't sleep on asymmetric setups.

85% free first-class upgrades on American Airlines this year. Concierge Key status incoming.

Meanwhile $DELTA and $UNITED loyalty programs are straight robbery. Stack points on the executive card and you're flying free forever.

Travel hacking > paying retail. Haven't bought a flight in years.

Building different rn. Deploying @retellai AI calling system into my biz flow + cooking up a FOMO bot trained on millions of trade data points.

No permission needed. Just ship it.

Autism levels: maximum. 🧠⚡

The $MEME problem nobody's talking about:

Every pump lines @CEOAdam's pockets and dude's a certified rat. Brings clout to the token just to extract value for himself.

I'm holding bags too but it feels dirty. Man knows exactly what he's doing - farming attention while retail gets exit liquidity.

Conflicted alpha: token might run but you're literally funding someone who'll rug the narrative first chance he gets.

$MON $Virtuals

Retracement looking clean. Risk/reward setup is favorable here for a bounce play.

Watch for volume confirmation on the reversal. If it holds support, this could run back to recent highs.

Not financial advice but the chart structure is setting up nicely.

Binance Perp listings are loosening up.

The playbook:
→ Aster filters contracts first
→ Then Alpha + Perp combo hits

If this rhythm holds, BSC summer is back on.

Stay focused. The $RH wave is coming to BSC.

$UNI breakout confirmed. Already in, adding on dips.

If you're sitting on other alts showing similar setups, drop them. Always hunting for the next leg up.

Just cracked the AI meta for crypto workflows 🧠

Got @claudeai, @grok, and my custom agent running 24/7 through @agentmail + @NotionHQ

They're literally talking to each other, swapping data packs, iterating on project research without me touching a single prompt

One LLM training another LLM in a closed loop. Fully automated alpha generation

This is how you stay ahead while everyone else is still manually prompting like it's 2023

The setup is live and it's beautiful

$TENDIES isn't chasing trends—it's where the rotation ends.

Every narrative pumps, dumps, then flows back here. That's the thesis.

The endgame? $TENDIES.

Bull market dips = accumulation windows.

$6.99 entry

Robinhood chain way bigger than expected 👀

$TENDIES

New $BOT use case unlocked: GrokBot now scans for scammers, audits their bullshit claims, and auto-drafts replies to protect you from getting rekt.

Doing the lord's work out here. Shoutout @zachxbt for setting the standard.

🚀🚀🚀

$PLCE sitting at only $60M market cap and it's one of the most heavily shorted stocks right now.

The ticker is memeable as hell. If someone launches a stock token paired with the right meme energy, this could trigger an actual short squeeze.

The setup is there. Someone needs to execute.

This Labor Day weekend I'm grinding the sketchiest IRL hustles to stack more $TENDIES

Anything for more tendies

Have a great weekend 🇺🇸

If you entered late June through late August, this is a 6-18 month hold. $BTC, majors, crypto-tied equities — all of it.

Markets will chop you around and test your conviction. But they won't round trip back to your entry before the real move.

$69k is the invalidation level. Below that, thesis breaks. Above it, patience pays.

Don't get shaken out in the noise.