Itโs D-Day! Iโm officially on my way to Monte-Carlo for the @waibsummit Time to go for that KOL of the Year Award (sponsored by @MEXC_Official) ๐ Letโs make some noise.
๐ Another day, another rug... or just market "logic" in action?
DEGO announced itโs backing $USD1 liquidity on BNB Chain and partnering with World Liberty Financial to โbuild the decentralized LEGO of Web3.โ ๐งฑ
Market reaction? -50% in token price. ๐
No scandals, no hacks โ just vibes. Meanwhile earlier, $B pumped 500% when WLFI bought $25K worth ear.๐
Investing in a Meme Coin: From -90% to +$245K ๐๐
Meet the mysterious gambler trader who dropped $94K on a meme-coinโฆ right before it tanked 90% faster than your morning coffee kicks in. โ๏ธ๐ฅ
But our hero didnโt panic. Nope, they held tight through the crypto rollercoaster, probably sweating through some serious stress. ๐ข๐ฐ
Months later? Boom! The meme-coin did a magic trick and pumped back up, turning that $94K into an unrealized profit of $245,700! ๐ฉโจ
So, sometimes, HODLing a meme-coin is like waiting for your pizza delivery โ painful, uncertain, but oh-so-satisfying when it finally arrives. ๐๐
๐จ๐ซ๐ฐ Central African Republic Launches Tokenizing Land with $CAR on Solana ๐คช
Starting June, the CAR government will tokenize 1,700+ hectares of land using its national meme coin $CAR (We all thought CAR was a rug pull ๐ค) โ on Solana, of course. Because when you want to mine gold, you naturally start with memes. ๐
๐ Want to buy land near Bangui? Just grab some $CAR and shop online like itโs Amazon for acres.
๐ Rumor has it the landโs for mining. But with this much meme energy, who knows โ maybe theyโre mining jokes.
๐ $CAR surged 21% before the news โ seems the land isnโt the only thing being โpre-mined.โ
Touadรฉraโs strategy? Less fiat, more fun. Welcome to โReal Estate Tycoon: Meme Edition.โ ๐คช
ETH is forming a bull flag pattern after a failed breakout. It's currently back in the consolidation phase. I'm anticipating a daily close above $2.7K soon, which should quickly push the price to $3K.
Following that, ETH will likely experience another consolidation period before ultimately reaching $3.8K-$4K.
$ETH is forming a bull flag pattern after a failed breakout. It's currently back in the consolidation phase. I'm anticipating a daily close above $2.7K soon, which should quickly push the price to $3K.
Following that, ETH will likely experience another consolidation period before ultimately reaching $3.8K-$4K.
๐ฆ๐ท๐ธ Circle freezes $58M linked to Argentinaโs meme-prez scandal
๐ฅถ Circle just hit the freeze button on two wallets holding $57.6M in USDC, tied to the spicy Argentine meme coin LIBRA โ hyped by none other than President Javier Milei himself.
One wallet belongs to the coinโs creator, the other to a mysterious whale. Meanwhile, Argentina launched a fraud investigation into Milei and his entourage...
๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ Just days after a court demanded bank records from Milei and his sister โ the investigative team was magically disbanded. ๐
Circle: โFreeze!โ โ๏ธ Argentina: โNothing to see here!โ ๐ ๐
๐บ๐ธ๐ฝ Trumpโs gala dinner for top TRUMP token holders turned out to be more โmehโ than โmegaโ.
One guest called the food โthe worst in my lifeโ (though the bread wasnโt bad ๐ฅ), and Trumpโs speech? โTotal nonsense.โ ๐
In just 25 minutes, he dropped a confused crypto monologue, then sped off in a golf cart ๐บ. The golden watches for top holders? Handed out โ but not by The Donald himself. ๐คท
๐คฃ Trump Buys a Meme, Market Loses Its Mind ๐คฏ
Trumpโs crypto squad World Liberty Financial just aped into BUILDon ($B) โ a meme coin powered by AI and maybe pure patriotism.
๐ Price instantly went full MAGA: +500% in 24h ๐ธ WLFI dropped 25,000 of their own stablecoin USD1 on it ๐ฆ Token now sits at $0.218, market cap mooning past $210M
WLFI is also under legal fire, but says they're โtoo busy buildingโ to worry about regulations. Built different, clearly. ๐คท
Never underestimate the power of memes, AI, and a Trump-branded wallet. ๐
โฝ๏ธ PumpFun > Ethereum? Weโre in the meme timeline now.
Over the past year, PumpFun raked in $294M in fees, leaving Ethereum in the dust with a mere $249M. Yes, seriously. ๐คฏ
Itโs now 9 weeks straight that this memecoin casino is out-earning the OG smart contract chain. ETH devs be like: โDid we optimize too hard?โ ๐
Apparently, gambling on frogs and fruit coins is more profitable than decentralized finance, DAOs, and layer twos. Who needs fundamentals when youโve got fun... PumpFun. ๐ธ๐