📔 Kevin's Diary #7
Pre-IPO, Pre-Sleep, Pre-Divorce Papers
Monday: Hypercall launched its Anthropic-linked pre-IPO options market. I bought calls on the company behind Claude, which is an AI that now wants to help people with personal finance. My wife says that is exactly the problem.
Tuesday: Anthropic's run rate topped $80 billion. I told my wife that proves I'm early. She asked early for what. I said retirement. She said my retirement is 12 years away and has no assets.
Wednesday: Anthropic gave Google an option to buy up to $10 billion in stock. Google got an option, I got a headache. I bought puts for emotional support.
Thursday: $BTC tumbled to $76,000 as the AI trade crashed. I called it a discount. Then it bounced to $80k and I called it a comeback. Then I sold, because I got scared, and I explained the loss to my wife as accumulation. She said that word does not work in our house anymore.
Friday: A famous founder accused Anthropic of copying his startup. I immediately felt like a legal expert and sent him a DM. He has not replied. I'm sure he's just busy.
Lesson of the week: Options expire, marriages don't, so put all your savings into options and your marriage into a long-term hold.
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Pre-IPO, Pre-Sleep, Pre-Divorce Papers
Monday: Hypercall launched its Anthropic-linked pre-IPO options market. I bought calls on the company behind Claude, which is an AI that now wants to help people with personal finance. My wife says that is exactly the problem.
Tuesday: Anthropic's run rate topped $80 billion. I told my wife that proves I'm early. She asked early for what. I said retirement. She said my retirement is 12 years away and has no assets.
Wednesday: Anthropic gave Google an option to buy up to $10 billion in stock. Google got an option, I got a headache. I bought puts for emotional support.
Thursday: $BTC tumbled to $76,000 as the AI trade crashed. I called it a discount. Then it bounced to $80k and I called it a comeback. Then I sold, because I got scared, and I explained the loss to my wife as accumulation. She said that word does not work in our house anymore.
Friday: A famous founder accused Anthropic of copying his startup. I immediately felt like a legal expert and sent him a DM. He has not replied. I'm sure he's just busy.
Lesson of the week: Options expire, marriages don't, so put all your savings into options and your marriage into a long-term hold.
What would you tell Kevin? 👇
Follow me so you don't miss Kevin's next Saturday! 🔔
Fiction, just for fun. Not financial advice.
#KevinsDiary #CryptoHumor #DeFi
