๐๐จ A CRYPTO TRADER'S LIFE IS A COMEDY SHOW! ๐คฃ๐
๐จโ๐ป Before buying:
"I'm a professional trader. I know what I'm doing." ๐
๐ When the coin pumps 2%:
"LET'S GOOOO! I'M A GENIUS! ๐๐"
๐ When it drops 2%:
"Relax. It's just a healthy correction." ๐
๐๐ When it drops 20%:
"WHO MOVED MY STOP-LOSS?! ๐ญ๐"
๐ When he sells and the coin pumps:
"THIS MARKET IS MANIPULATED!" ๐คก
๐ธ When he buys and the coin dumps:
"I'M INVESTING FOR THE LONG TERM NOW." ๐๐
๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐จ Relationship status:
Single โ
Married to the chart โ
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๐คฃ BE HONEST, CRYPTO FAM!
Which one are you?
1๏ธโฃ The Buy-High, Sell-Low Champion ๐
2๏ธโฃ The "Diamond Hands" Holder ๐
3๏ธโฃ The Chart-Checking Addict ๐ฑ
4๏ธโฃ The Professional Bag Holder ๐๐
๐ Drop your number in the comments! Don't lieโwe're all guilty! ๐คฃ
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