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$CHESS
Chess was born not as a calm game for intellectuals, but as a harsh military simulator. Its ancestor — the Indian chaturanga — taught commanders to sense the battlefield: elephants, chariots, cavalry, and infantry came together in a miniature war. Through Persia, the game became known as "checkmate" — "the king is dead", and along with caravans, it reached the Arab world, where it acquired strict rules. Europe transformed it into an intellectual knightly tournament: it was there that the fragile queen suddenly became the strongest piece, a symbol of power during the Renaissance.
Chess became a mirror of humanity: it fascinated Napoleon, Pushkin, Beethoven; during the Cold War, the matches between Spassky and Fischer seemed like diplomatic battles. In the 20th century, the game became a science, and in the 21st — an arena for AI: the victory of "Deep Blue" over Kasparov was a turning point, proving that machines can calculate human strategies.
The essence of chess is simple and majestic: it is the art of design, where each move is a strike on the invisible future. Here, patience and cunning are more important than the strength of the piece.
And as a continuation of this ancient tradition, the CHESS coin is just as treacherous and unpredictable: one wrong move, and...
Chess was born not as a calm game for intellectuals, but as a harsh military simulator. Its ancestor — the Indian chaturanga — taught commanders to sense the battlefield: elephants, chariots, cavalry, and infantry came together in a miniature war. Through Persia, the game became known as "checkmate" — "the king is dead", and along with caravans, it reached the Arab world, where it acquired strict rules. Europe transformed it into an intellectual knightly tournament: it was there that the fragile queen suddenly became the strongest piece, a symbol of power during the Renaissance.
Chess became a mirror of humanity: it fascinated Napoleon, Pushkin, Beethoven; during the Cold War, the matches between Spassky and Fischer seemed like diplomatic battles. In the 20th century, the game became a science, and in the 21st — an arena for AI: the victory of "Deep Blue" over Kasparov was a turning point, proving that machines can calculate human strategies.
The essence of chess is simple and majestic: it is the art of design, where each move is a strike on the invisible future. Here, patience and cunning are more important than the strength of the piece.
And as a continuation of this ancient tradition, the CHESS coin is just as treacherous and unpredictable: one wrong move, and...
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$BTC
10 main advantages of Binance:
1. High liquidity — orders are executed quickly, even large transactions occur without significant slippage.
2. Wide selection of cryptocurrencies and trading pairs — top coins, altcoins, stablecoins, futures, and derivatives.
3. Low fees — base rate of 0.1%, with an additional discount when paying with BNB.
4. "All-in-one" platform — spot, margin, futures, staking, lending, P2P, Launchpad for IEO, NFT platform.
5. Fiat deposits and withdrawals — support for bank transfers and cards, convenient for beginners and investors.
6. Adaptive interface — there is a simple mode for beginners and an advanced mode for experienced traders.
7. Mobile application — allows trading and monitoring the market at any time.
8. High level of security — two-factor authentication, anti-phishing measures, cold storage of funds.
9. Global availability — operates in many countries, attracting users from around the world.
10. Community trust and scale — the platform's popularity ensures high trading volume and an active ecosystem.
10 main advantages of Binance:
1. High liquidity — orders are executed quickly, even large transactions occur without significant slippage.
2. Wide selection of cryptocurrencies and trading pairs — top coins, altcoins, stablecoins, futures, and derivatives.
3. Low fees — base rate of 0.1%, with an additional discount when paying with BNB.
4. "All-in-one" platform — spot, margin, futures, staking, lending, P2P, Launchpad for IEO, NFT platform.
5. Fiat deposits and withdrawals — support for bank transfers and cards, convenient for beginners and investors.
6. Adaptive interface — there is a simple mode for beginners and an advanced mode for experienced traders.
7. Mobile application — allows trading and monitoring the market at any time.
8. High level of security — two-factor authentication, anti-phishing measures, cold storage of funds.
9. Global availability — operates in many countries, attracting users from around the world.
10. Community trust and scale — the platform's popularity ensures high trading volume and an active ecosystem.
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$ANIME
Ash was once a hero, but the years have passed in such a crooked way that even his cap ran off in an unknown direction. He aged, became foolish, got drunk, and turned into a legend of the level 'do not let near children and the refrigerator.' His house has long been empty: first, he sold the toaster, then the television, then the collection of pins... and then, in a fit of complete cringeworthiness, even his own wife — with the wording 'including the wedding ring.'
He was left with only one faithful Pikachu — the only creature that still understood what was happening, at least by 5%. But Ash decided: why not put him up for auction? So he did: he created an ad 'Pikachu — slightly worn, but shocks like new.'
At the auction, the crowd laughed, bargained, and asked questions about the warranty on lightning. Meanwhile, Pikachu sat on stage and was already preparing his most powerful 'thunder surprise.'
When the host shouted 'sold!' three times, Pikachu looked at Ash with his round eyes, sighed... and unleashed such a Thunder Destruction that it boldly took out both the auction, Ash, the venue, and half the city.
Ash woke up in a hospital room, where the doctor said:
— Good news: you are alive. Bad news: Pikachu has issued a restraining order against you.
Ash was once a hero, but the years have passed in such a crooked way that even his cap ran off in an unknown direction. He aged, became foolish, got drunk, and turned into a legend of the level 'do not let near children and the refrigerator.' His house has long been empty: first, he sold the toaster, then the television, then the collection of pins... and then, in a fit of complete cringeworthiness, even his own wife — with the wording 'including the wedding ring.'
He was left with only one faithful Pikachu — the only creature that still understood what was happening, at least by 5%. But Ash decided: why not put him up for auction? So he did: he created an ad 'Pikachu — slightly worn, but shocks like new.'
At the auction, the crowd laughed, bargained, and asked questions about the warranty on lightning. Meanwhile, Pikachu sat on stage and was already preparing his most powerful 'thunder surprise.'
When the host shouted 'sold!' three times, Pikachu looked at Ash with his round eyes, sighed... and unleashed such a Thunder Destruction that it boldly took out both the auction, Ash, the venue, and half the city.
Ash woke up in a hospital room, where the doctor said:
— Good news: you are alive. Bad news: Pikachu has issued a restraining order against you.
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$ANIME
In a distant digital realm, where new anime projects are born every second, a studio called "CringeLand" emerged, known for turning even good ideas into disasters. Their new creation was called "Moon Wail of Dragon's Fate," and it managed to compile all the worst clichés at once.
The main character is an ordinary Japanese blonde schoolgirl, Aya TupuRuru, who has exactly three character traits: she trips, squeaks, and accidentally destroys the world. A mysterious guy, Black Hero Blue Crush, appears with amnesia — but only during those moments when he is too lazy to explain the plot. Every five minutes, a new villain surfaced on the horizon — usually a brother, cousin, grandfather, or the cat of the previous villain. Everyone shouted their attacks, although the battles lasted less than a second. And the biggest twist of the series was so predictable that fans guessed it even before the trailer was released.
The finale was so incomprehensible that it seemed like the screenwriter simply dropped the pages and gathered them in random order, and the director, after another drunken orgy, decided: "This way is even deeper."
There is a coin called "Anime," and it honestly reminds of these low-quality, slaggy anime — it shines, but it has no more meaning.
In a distant digital realm, where new anime projects are born every second, a studio called "CringeLand" emerged, known for turning even good ideas into disasters. Their new creation was called "Moon Wail of Dragon's Fate," and it managed to compile all the worst clichés at once.
The main character is an ordinary Japanese blonde schoolgirl, Aya TupuRuru, who has exactly three character traits: she trips, squeaks, and accidentally destroys the world. A mysterious guy, Black Hero Blue Crush, appears with amnesia — but only during those moments when he is too lazy to explain the plot. Every five minutes, a new villain surfaced on the horizon — usually a brother, cousin, grandfather, or the cat of the previous villain. Everyone shouted their attacks, although the battles lasted less than a second. And the biggest twist of the series was so predictable that fans guessed it even before the trailer was released.
The finale was so incomprehensible that it seemed like the screenwriter simply dropped the pages and gathered them in random order, and the director, after another drunken orgy, decided: "This way is even deeper."
There is a coin called "Anime," and it honestly reminds of these low-quality, slaggy anime — it shines, but it has no more meaning.
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$BTC
Binance is that rare cryptocurrency exchange that can be spoken of without exaggeration: convenient, functional, and truly designed for users. Over the years, it has become not just a trading platform, but a full-fledged ecosystem, where everything is created for comfort — from instant transfers and low fees to a huge selection of coins and tools of any level. Here, both beginners and professionals can find it equally easy: an intuitive interface, understandable functions, transparent conditions, and thoughtful support make Binance one of the most accessible platforms in the world.
The stability and technological advancement of the service leave a special impression. Trades are executed clearly, deposits are credited quickly, and analytical tools allow for much more confident decision-making. And most importantly, it is clear that the exchange truly cares about its users: updates are released regularly, functions are constantly improved, and security is a priority.
Today, Binance is not just the largest cryptocurrency exchange. It is a place where it is convenient to work, profitable to hold assets, and pleasant to return every day. For millions of people around the world, it has become a platform of trust — and quite deservedly so.
Binance is that rare cryptocurrency exchange that can be spoken of without exaggeration: convenient, functional, and truly designed for users. Over the years, it has become not just a trading platform, but a full-fledged ecosystem, where everything is created for comfort — from instant transfers and low fees to a huge selection of coins and tools of any level. Here, both beginners and professionals can find it equally easy: an intuitive interface, understandable functions, transparent conditions, and thoughtful support make Binance one of the most accessible platforms in the world.
The stability and technological advancement of the service leave a special impression. Trades are executed clearly, deposits are credited quickly, and analytical tools allow for much more confident decision-making. And most importantly, it is clear that the exchange truly cares about its users: updates are released regularly, functions are constantly improved, and security is a priority.
Today, Binance is not just the largest cryptocurrency exchange. It is a place where it is convenient to work, profitable to hold assets, and pleasant to return every day. For millions of people around the world, it has become a platform of trust — and quite deservedly so.
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$PIPPIN
My advice to all traders is to have a normal, clear mind, not those who live by manipulations and fake "expertise". Never, I emphasize, never look at Square on Binance and do not read other people's "opinions", "analytics" and other emotional outbursts. You will not find a grain of useful information there, but you will almost certainly encounter a psychological attack — subtle or blatant, hidden or direct — from dozens, and sometimes hundreds of people who earn not on the market, but on your fear, doubts, and panic. Their goal is not to help you or to suggest a path to profitable trades, but to destabilize you, to make you act impulsively, to throw you off balance, and to make a mistake for which you will pay, not them. If you want to preserve your nerves, your deposit, and your objectivity — stay away from this toxic noise. Real trading begins where the crowd ends.
My advice to all traders is to have a normal, clear mind, not those who live by manipulations and fake "expertise". Never, I emphasize, never look at Square on Binance and do not read other people's "opinions", "analytics" and other emotional outbursts. You will not find a grain of useful information there, but you will almost certainly encounter a psychological attack — subtle or blatant, hidden or direct — from dozens, and sometimes hundreds of people who earn not on the market, but on your fear, doubts, and panic. Their goal is not to help you or to suggest a path to profitable trades, but to destabilize you, to make you act impulsively, to throw you off balance, and to make a mistake for which you will pay, not them. If you want to preserve your nerves, your deposit, and your objectivity — stay away from this toxic noise. Real trading begins where the crowd ends.
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$ORCA
Drew was a wandering abuser with an axe and an unremarkable appearance — a hooked nose, eyes like a weary owl, a smile that made one want to step back. He traveled the world in search of princesses. Each encounter began like a fairy tale: sweet words, a bewildered bow, promises of magical wonders. But as soon as a princess showed even a hint of independence, his rudeness turned into an art: he insulted, belittled, mocked, as if it were his calling.
When one princess, gritting her teeth, left, Drew moved on without regret — to a new victim, a new heart that he could torment with his vile behavior. He did not love; he used; he did not appreciate; he tested; he did not stay; he wandered. Each story ended the same way: the offended princess disappeared, and he moved forward as if there were neither a past nor consequences.
Shrek-2 was a failure.
Drew's path was endless, like the cycle of fraud with the Orca coin: always new victims, assurances of a golden sea, and always the same result — emptiness and deception. Drew and Orca reflected each other: one human, the other digital, but both tirelessly chased what they would never attain.
Drew was a wandering abuser with an axe and an unremarkable appearance — a hooked nose, eyes like a weary owl, a smile that made one want to step back. He traveled the world in search of princesses. Each encounter began like a fairy tale: sweet words, a bewildered bow, promises of magical wonders. But as soon as a princess showed even a hint of independence, his rudeness turned into an art: he insulted, belittled, mocked, as if it were his calling.
When one princess, gritting her teeth, left, Drew moved on without regret — to a new victim, a new heart that he could torment with his vile behavior. He did not love; he used; he did not appreciate; he tested; he did not stay; he wandered. Each story ended the same way: the offended princess disappeared, and he moved forward as if there were neither a past nor consequences.
Shrek-2 was a failure.
Drew's path was endless, like the cycle of fraud with the Orca coin: always new victims, assurances of a golden sea, and always the same result — emptiness and deception. Drew and Orca reflected each other: one human, the other digital, but both tirelessly chased what they would never attain.
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The child prodigy loves to eat too. They just paid for his batch of kimchi.
The prodigy explained why it is worth waiting $BTC for $220,000
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$ORCA
Are you still shorting? With a commission of 2 percent every hour?
Are you still shorting? With a commission of 2 percent every hour?
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$ORCA
The wild orc Andrey did not court — he set the rules. His interest in the fairy Yulia was the right of the strong, while her objections were a frustrating hindrance that needed to be crushed. "You will be mine because I decided so," he declared, blocking out the sun. His "compliments" were a test of submission: "Without me, you are nobody, little fly. Who else, besides me, would desire such a non-flier?"
He did not ask, but demanded. He was jealous of the wind and the sunshine, growling that her ban in the cave, "where she would be needed by no one but him." He called her tears a woman's trick, and her fear — proof of her true, "natural" weakness. It was not a surge of feelings, but a methodical press of patriarchal abuse: you are my property, your boundaries are a convention, your "no" is merely a whim.
In the end, he received not submission, but chilling contempt. Yulia, gathering the remnants of her strength, looked at him not as a monster, but as a worthless being, and vanished forever into the light.
His "love," like the ORCA coin, was dual and toxic. On one side — obsession, on the other — humiliation. Attempting to build a relationship on such currency is to doom oneself to complete collapse.
The wild orc Andrey did not court — he set the rules. His interest in the fairy Yulia was the right of the strong, while her objections were a frustrating hindrance that needed to be crushed. "You will be mine because I decided so," he declared, blocking out the sun. His "compliments" were a test of submission: "Without me, you are nobody, little fly. Who else, besides me, would desire such a non-flier?"
He did not ask, but demanded. He was jealous of the wind and the sunshine, growling that her ban in the cave, "where she would be needed by no one but him." He called her tears a woman's trick, and her fear — proof of her true, "natural" weakness. It was not a surge of feelings, but a methodical press of patriarchal abuse: you are my property, your boundaries are a convention, your "no" is merely a whim.
In the end, he received not submission, but chilling contempt. Yulia, gathering the remnants of her strength, looked at him not as a monster, but as a worthless being, and vanished forever into the light.
His "love," like the ORCA coin, was dual and toxic. On one side — obsession, on the other — humiliation. Attempting to build a relationship on such currency is to doom oneself to complete collapse.
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$TAC
What you categorically should not do when trading futures
Trading futures opens up great opportunities, but mistakes here can be more costly than in spot trading. There are several actions that beginners and even experienced traders must categorically avoid.
First, you should not use too much leverage without a plan. High leverage accelerates both profit and liquidation. Leverage above x10 is justified only with a clear strategy.
Second, you should not enter a trade without a stop-loss. The absence of a stop turns any position into a lottery. Even if you are confident in the market direction, a stop is mandatory.
Third, you should not average down endlessly, especially against the trend. This approach often leads to the liquidation of the entire position in futures trading.
Fourth, you should not trade during strong emotions: anger, excitement, or fear of missing the movement. Emotional trading leads to impulsive entries and violations of risk management.
Fifth, you should not ignore funding and the specifics of the contract. Misjudging commissions, margin types, and price step sizes can wipe out profits.
You also should not enter a coin "just because it's rising."
What you categorically should not do when trading futures
Trading futures opens up great opportunities, but mistakes here can be more costly than in spot trading. There are several actions that beginners and even experienced traders must categorically avoid.
First, you should not use too much leverage without a plan. High leverage accelerates both profit and liquidation. Leverage above x10 is justified only with a clear strategy.
Second, you should not enter a trade without a stop-loss. The absence of a stop turns any position into a lottery. Even if you are confident in the market direction, a stop is mandatory.
Third, you should not average down endlessly, especially against the trend. This approach often leads to the liquidation of the entire position in futures trading.
Fourth, you should not trade during strong emotions: anger, excitement, or fear of missing the movement. Emotional trading leads to impulsive entries and violations of risk management.
Fifth, you should not ignore funding and the specifics of the contract. Misjudging commissions, margin types, and price step sizes can wipe out profits.
You also should not enter a coin "just because it's rising."
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$BTC
How to choose cryptocurrencies for futures trading
In futures trading, the choice of coin is critical: liquidity, volatility, and project stability are important here. Start with trading volumes — high volumes reduce slippage and allow for quick entry and exit from trades. The best benchmark is coins from the top 30 by futures volumes.
The next criterion is volatility. The coin should provide movement but not be too "wild". Optimal assets include BTC, ETH, SOL, TON — they are volatile but predictable.
The third aspect is the news background and project stability. Study who is behind the coin, whether there are real updates, partnerships, and technological improvements. Assets with a strong team and a clear roadmap often provide stable trending movements.
Correlation with the market is also important: in a trend, choose trending coins, in a range — assets with clear levels.
And the main rule — do not trade coins you do not understand. Check the ticker, contract structure, margin, funding, and price step size. Informed choices reduce liquidation risk and improve trading quality.
How to choose cryptocurrencies for futures trading
In futures trading, the choice of coin is critical: liquidity, volatility, and project stability are important here. Start with trading volumes — high volumes reduce slippage and allow for quick entry and exit from trades. The best benchmark is coins from the top 30 by futures volumes.
The next criterion is volatility. The coin should provide movement but not be too "wild". Optimal assets include BTC, ETH, SOL, TON — they are volatile but predictable.
The third aspect is the news background and project stability. Study who is behind the coin, whether there are real updates, partnerships, and technological improvements. Assets with a strong team and a clear roadmap often provide stable trending movements.
Correlation with the market is also important: in a trend, choose trending coins, in a range — assets with clear levels.
And the main rule — do not trade coins you do not understand. Check the ticker, contract structure, margin, funding, and price step size. Informed choices reduce liquidation risk and improve trading quality.
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$TAC
TAC — this is a blockchain for decentralized EVM applications… blah blah blah. It's all stories from manipulators. And I will tell you the real story.
TAC — Team of Anonymous Cucumbers. Yes, cucumbers. Crunchy, cold, emotionally unavailable. They worked for the NKVD: spied, reported, slid along windowsills for cover.
The leader among them — Cucumber Petrovich, as tough as expired brine. His partner, Cucumber Semyonych, had a rare talent — when nervous, he made a sound like "pluk", which disturbed people more than interrogations.
Once they were sent on a top-secret mission: to find out who was stealing food from the NKVD refrigerator. Under suspicion was Sprat-Recidivist, sitting in a can for life in his own oil. The cucumbers set up an ambush, but everything went sideways: Semyonych nervously "pluked", the can with sprat rolled away, fell, and exploded with the smell of a fish apocalypse. Petrovich slipped, flew into the ventilation, and terrorized the department for three hours, sliding through the shafts and shouting: "I AM THE COOLING SYSTEM!"
In the end, it turned out that the food thief was the chief himself — a sleepwalker who thought he was a refrigerator at night. The cucumbers filed a report and went underground, where they still sit and argue about the exchange rate.
TAC — this is a blockchain for decentralized EVM applications… blah blah blah. It's all stories from manipulators. And I will tell you the real story.
TAC — Team of Anonymous Cucumbers. Yes, cucumbers. Crunchy, cold, emotionally unavailable. They worked for the NKVD: spied, reported, slid along windowsills for cover.
The leader among them — Cucumber Petrovich, as tough as expired brine. His partner, Cucumber Semyonych, had a rare talent — when nervous, he made a sound like "pluk", which disturbed people more than interrogations.
Once they were sent on a top-secret mission: to find out who was stealing food from the NKVD refrigerator. Under suspicion was Sprat-Recidivist, sitting in a can for life in his own oil. The cucumbers set up an ambush, but everything went sideways: Semyonych nervously "pluked", the can with sprat rolled away, fell, and exploded with the smell of a fish apocalypse. Petrovich slipped, flew into the ventilation, and terrorized the department for three hours, sliding through the shafts and shouting: "I AM THE COOLING SYSTEM!"
In the end, it turned out that the food thief was the chief himself — a sleepwalker who thought he was a refrigerator at night. The cucumbers filed a report and went underground, where they still sit and argue about the exchange rate.
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$PIPPIN
The manipulators froze before the throw. The question is where: up or down?
The manipulators froze before the throw. The question is where: up or down?
$PIPPIN
Где добрые души, которые кричали "short, short, short, short 1000000% guarantee?"
Где добрые души, которые кричали "short, short, short, short 1000000% guarantee?"
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$PARTI
The grandmothers gathered for their night "Kitty party" — a basement, three candles, and one poor trader tied to a chair.
— Girls, coin of the day: Party, — announced the Elder.
— Makes sense, — huffed the Redhead. — A party where only other people's deposits dance.
— And who was the first to drop out? — asked the Bald one.
— Everyone who bought yesterday, — shrugged the Elder.
Trader Timosha trembled, watching how the Party chart squirmed like a cockroach on a frying pan.
— Can you show some mercy? — he squeaked.
— Did you hear that? — cackled the Redhead. — He thinks the market is fair. So naive, just decorative.
— Don’t touch, — said the Bald one. — I need him. I want to put him on the shelf, next to the cactus.
The Elder clicked on the laptop.
— The plan is simple: we launch in the chat "Party +200% soon", pump it, dump it, pump it again. Let the traders not understand what’s happening. Good for character.
— And us? — asked the Redhead.
— We make money. Well, and laugh, of course.
Timosha howled:
— You will ruin people!
— People? — the Bald one was surprised. — Sweetie, if they buy the candle when we are already selling — they are not people. They are statistics.
The Elder raised a glass with something:
— Girls, we open the Kitty party.
— To the stops! — said the Redhead.
— To the liquidations!
The grandmothers gathered for their night "Kitty party" — a basement, three candles, and one poor trader tied to a chair.
— Girls, coin of the day: Party, — announced the Elder.
— Makes sense, — huffed the Redhead. — A party where only other people's deposits dance.
— And who was the first to drop out? — asked the Bald one.
— Everyone who bought yesterday, — shrugged the Elder.
Trader Timosha trembled, watching how the Party chart squirmed like a cockroach on a frying pan.
— Can you show some mercy? — he squeaked.
— Did you hear that? — cackled the Redhead. — He thinks the market is fair. So naive, just decorative.
— Don’t touch, — said the Bald one. — I need him. I want to put him on the shelf, next to the cactus.
The Elder clicked on the laptop.
— The plan is simple: we launch in the chat "Party +200% soon", pump it, dump it, pump it again. Let the traders not understand what’s happening. Good for character.
— And us? — asked the Redhead.
— We make money. Well, and laugh, of course.
Timosha howled:
— You will ruin people!
— People? — the Bald one was surprised. — Sweetie, if they buy the candle when we are already selling — they are not people. They are statistics.
The Elder raised a glass with something:
— Girls, we open the Kitty party.
— To the stops! — said the Redhead.
— To the liquidations!
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Did you miss the TNSR coin? This is where the audacity and manipulations are. Growth of 500 percent, commission for shorts every hour. Composition of the criminal case.
$PIPPIN manipulator rude )) drives garbage coin by 100-200% ) closed long early in the morning, but earned from both long and short .. left 30% short ..
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$PIPPIN
Pipin was called Goliath since childhood, although he was about the height of an undercooked pancake. Teachers placed him in the front row "so they wouldn't accidentally lose him," and classmates used him as a measure: "If it's lower than Pipin — then it's a baseboard."
Pipin was angry, boiling like a kettle without a lid, and swore: when he grows up, he will take the best. The best women, the best things, the best status. Only he grew… by half a centimeter. But his ambition — by two meters.
And so, the nobleman from the family of "we used to be someone important, honestly" went to propose to the beautiful daughter of the duke. The duke, upon seeing the groom, was slightly stunned — he thought they were presenting him with a souvenir model of a nobleman.
— I came for your daughter! — Pipin exclaimed.
— And I came to my senses, — replied the duke. — Are you serious?
Pipin recited poetry while standing on a barrel to appear larger. He gave flowers that looked taller than him. He was persistent, like a mosquito at three in the morning. The duke endured for three days.
— Alright, — he said. — You are no husband. But a jester — magnificent! Free, compact, and already funny just by breathing.
Thus, Pipin was ceremoniously appointed as the court jester.
He stood, looking into the hall, and sighed:
— Well, that’s it… my pump has turned into a dump.
Pipin was called Goliath since childhood, although he was about the height of an undercooked pancake. Teachers placed him in the front row "so they wouldn't accidentally lose him," and classmates used him as a measure: "If it's lower than Pipin — then it's a baseboard."
Pipin was angry, boiling like a kettle without a lid, and swore: when he grows up, he will take the best. The best women, the best things, the best status. Only he grew… by half a centimeter. But his ambition — by two meters.
And so, the nobleman from the family of "we used to be someone important, honestly" went to propose to the beautiful daughter of the duke. The duke, upon seeing the groom, was slightly stunned — he thought they were presenting him with a souvenir model of a nobleman.
— I came for your daughter! — Pipin exclaimed.
— And I came to my senses, — replied the duke. — Are you serious?
Pipin recited poetry while standing on a barrel to appear larger. He gave flowers that looked taller than him. He was persistent, like a mosquito at three in the morning. The duke endured for three days.
— Alright, — he said. — You are no husband. But a jester — magnificent! Free, compact, and already funny just by breathing.
Thus, Pipin was ceremoniously appointed as the court jester.
He stood, looking into the hall, and sighed:
— Well, that’s it… my pump has turned into a dump.
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$BTC
When the number of subscribers of Master Treplo surpassed 250 thousand heads (indeed heads, because there hasn’t been anyone to think there for a long time), he decided to give them a "gift." Now his meaningless signals will come with an explanation. Yes, yes, the same person who yesterday confused candles with "pretty sticks" has today decided to explain the markets.
"Family, I decided to improve the service! Now I will write why I gave the signal," he declared, as if he had discovered a new law of physics. And his new masterpieces began to roll in:
"We buy because the chart looks lively."
"We sell because I feel the market vibrations."
"We hold because... well, we hold and that’s it."
The hamsters were flapping their ears: "Wow! Now we are professionals." And he continued to mold his "analytical" insights, like a shaman explaining the rain by saying that the spirits got overheated.
Will this help? Of course not. In the best case — it will add another layer of absurdity. In the worst case — his fans will start to argue that "market vibrations" is a new indicator.
But time will tell. For now, the hamsters can only buckle their seatbelts, smear their little faces with petroleum jelly, and wait for the next "gift" to once again send their deposits on a journey into the abyss.
When the number of subscribers of Master Treplo surpassed 250 thousand heads (indeed heads, because there hasn’t been anyone to think there for a long time), he decided to give them a "gift." Now his meaningless signals will come with an explanation. Yes, yes, the same person who yesterday confused candles with "pretty sticks" has today decided to explain the markets.
"Family, I decided to improve the service! Now I will write why I gave the signal," he declared, as if he had discovered a new law of physics. And his new masterpieces began to roll in:
"We buy because the chart looks lively."
"We sell because I feel the market vibrations."
"We hold because... well, we hold and that’s it."
The hamsters were flapping their ears: "Wow! Now we are professionals." And he continued to mold his "analytical" insights, like a shaman explaining the rain by saying that the spirits got overheated.
Will this help? Of course not. In the best case — it will add another layer of absurdity. In the worst case — his fans will start to argue that "market vibrations" is a new indicator.
But time will tell. For now, the hamsters can only buckle their seatbelts, smear their little faces with petroleum jelly, and wait for the next "gift" to once again send their deposits on a journey into the abyss.
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One smart guy told me that you can't open futures on coins that are not on the spot. And what do you say about this coin, smart guy?
One smart guy told me that you can't open futures on coins that are not on the spot. And what do you say about this coin, smart guy?
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