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Would this also count as childhood friends...?

I only found out today too:

If a phone’s battery is below 10%, taking a high-priced car is part of the algorithms used by Didi and Amap.

This thing actually isn't that unbelievable anymore.

A “spirit guy” turned 18 and started dating a “spirit girl” who was 16.

They were passionate and quick to act—she got pregnant and they planned to get married.

The “spirit girl” comes from a single-parent family. Her mom is from the older generation of “spirit girls.” Back then, that style was called “non-mainstream.” Her mom was only 33 at the time.

After the wedding, the girl went home to have the baby.

The “spirit guy” developed really well—185 cm, and… let’s just say he was very capable.

Before long, things sparked between him and his mother-in-law, and they succeeded.

The mother-in-law got pregnant…....

I’d rather starve to death than work a two-shift rotation job. When you’re young, working a few years is fine, but once you get older, don’t do it anymore!

After eating the gossip about “Daji” from Wuhan University of Technology and getting hooked, I ended up being impressed by the male lead “Tsinghua Ge”’s实力 (“power”/capability)

Tsinghua undergrad; PhD from the Institute of Automation, Chinese Academy of Sciences
Disciple of Li Guoqi, Shi Luping, and Liu Chenglin

While his own PhD research proceeded as usual, he also helped his girlfriend write four CCF-A category papers
And he even handled all of her 3 million RMB worth of Tencent job work
He also spent 10 million RMB on a wedding apartment in Beijing

With this top-tier setup, in the end he still got cheated on by the female lead—twice

The reason the female lead gave was: “Not quite handsome”
😅

Really kind of feel sorry for the male lead. With conditions like these, he could win in any blind date; but somehow he ended up with a woman like this—a truly formidable one
💀

Youth begins with satisfying sexual desire.

Whenever you walk past the high school evening study playground, the hotel near the university town, or the entrance to a university girls’ dorm, you can’t say that college students have no youth. The one without youth is you—the bold, confident kind—who always finds a way to enjoy what youth feels like.

Clicking sounds, kissing sounds, and moaning sounds are the kinds of noises that make the sexually awakened men and women of adolescence feel their hearts surge.

A person’s physiology is such that once adolescence begins, they naturally have the strongest sex drive.

And in high school and college, most young people can’t feel confident anywhere on their body—because of family circumstances.

If you can’t feel confident, you can’t get a partner. If you can’t get a partner, you’ll choose to do it yourself. After doing it yourself too many times, you still end up with sexual repression.

Because this is something that—by nature—can only be completed through collaboration between two people who have sensitivity and spirit. If you do it yourself, you’ll feel severe guilt and emptiness.

At the end of the day, it’s still because you’re too poor. Young people just can’t lift their heads.

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Nolan is an amateur

I went to a nightclub yesterday and saw a couple.

The man was drinking, and the woman leaned into his arms. She was even blocking his drinks for him—it was so warm and sweet.

At the time, I was thinking, if only my wife were this gentle.

Later, when I walked closer and took a look, huh—it really was my wife.

My classmate’s mom is always getting sick, and her body is particularly weak.

Later, she started believing in some kind of religion. She spent tens of thousands of yuan buying a master’s portrait, then every day kneels down and head-bolts toward the portrait.

She head-bolts hundreds of times every day—have you seen head-bolting?

Have you ever seen burpees?

Head-bolting is basically like doing fewer burpees: instead of the jump, it’s just the part where you spring up and slap your hands on your head.

This old lady kneels and head-bolts a few hundred times a day at home. She’s practiced enough that—let alone being sick—she even has abs now.

She’s almost 70. She can even change the water in a water dispenser.

My classmate said, “Just do it. If you spend a couple grand, spend a couple grand.”

Stop now and look around you. Blink your eyes, and touch your own arm.

First: As long as you are still alive and healthy, the only fact is that you are healthy and alive right now—and you can perceive everything around you. Beyond that, there is nothing else that is truly real.

Second: As for what your mind thinks—what you’ll do tomorrow, who used to treat you badly, the things that have recently upset you, and the emotions that then arise—everything is just a play of your mind. It’s false.

All peace comes from the first point. Peace comes from knowing that if there is no physiological pain, then in truth you have nothing to worry about. Observe the world quietly, like a deity.

All suffering comes from the second point. Suffering arises because human beings live in a realm of illusory appearances; in a dreamlike state, they torture themselves.

This is the key to the peace and joy of life.

When I was a kid, our family was poor.
I could only eat the planet cups left over by my classmates.
Most of the time, there were no spoons.
That also trained my unique palate.
I see it as a gift poverty gave me.

Respect mathematics and drop the course promptly.

Why do people say Chongqing is a paradise?

Porsche Panamera prices have crashed hard. The reason: in the past, it was often the big brothers who bought cars for their girlfriends. But nowadays, many of those big brothers have racked up debts and are struggling to make ends meet themselves, so they can’t even afford to buy a car for their girlfriends anymore.

Conservation of Energy

Don’t laugh at the ones trapped in the crypto market—who has managed to return after switching to US stocks?

Prohibited from participating in pottery

As long as there's life, keep striving

[In the crypto world for 4 years and still haven’t made $1 million—basically you’re useless]

Fuck your mom

Don’t say $1 million—among those who’ve been in the game for 4 years and can make $100k, there are very few

In fact, most people lose money and exit, and then most of those who are still in are losing too but keep insisting

Those who can make money are the few

So everyone else is useless too.