Cryptoed

Just leaving this here — a draft for history.

I would like to see a scenario like this:
📈 Bounce $BTC to ~100-110 thousand.
🧠 Formation of "head and shoulders"
🐻 Dive into a bear market
💤 Bottom of the bear — around $50,000 in autumn 2026
🌅 Then — recovery and new highs in 2–3 years

This is not a call to action, not financial advice —
but merely the imagination of one of millions of investors.

💭 Never listen to anyone.
Trade with your head.

Almost crapped myself! What is this? 😂

Did you get it too? $XRP hang in there

Elon Musk’s favorite joke about economists 😂

$SPCXB

Two economists are hiking through the woods.

They find a pile of shit.

One economist tells the other:

“I’ll pay you 100 dollars if you eat it.”

The economist eats the shit and gets 100 dollars.

They keep going.

Then they find another pile of shit.

The other economist says:

“Now I’ll pay you 100 dollars if you eat this pile of shit.”

He pays the other economist, and the other eats it.

Then they say:

“Wait. We both just ate a pile of shit, and we don’t have any more money. We just gave each other 100 dollars each, and both of us ate a pile of shit. There’s no point in that.”

And the second replies:

“No, no. Look at it from the perspective of economics. We just added 200 dollars to the economy.”

🤤 Goodbye Bitcoin at 65,000
🫡 Hello Bitcoin at 48,000

🔺 Bitcoin $64,000
🤤 Good thing I didn’t close the short at -700$
👇 Fly lower below 60, brother

😵🤯 The New York Times claims they found the real Satoshi Nakamoto

The most likely Satoshi Nakamoto, creator of the world’s first cryptocurrency, Bitcoin, is a 55-year-old British cryptographer and inventor Adam Back.

This is stated in an investigation by journalists from The New York Times, John Carrero and Dylan Friedman. The authors found a significant number of matches in writing style, the use of rare terms, ideological views, and technical ideas between Adam Back and Satoshi Nakamoto.

What do you think?

🤯 I think about adding margin by increasing the short by 5000$

What would you recommend? ⁉️

❕0.2 $BTC is already enough to be among the top 1% of Bitcoin holders

🎁 Would you like to own 0.2 BTC?

$BTC $BNB

#Bitcoin #Crypto

🔺Bitcoin can’t break $65,000

Seems like soon there’s a chance to see my short in profit

👍🏻 50 likes and I add 5000$ volume to the trade

$TUT Again I went in 🙈
Will it work again? 🤔
🔺 Stop: -5$
🩲 Take: +50$

$BTC I’m holding it for another week and then closing
🙈🩲 Funding has accumulated to +21$ already + pizza 🍕

$TUT something strange is happening
🤯 Almost 300% growth in a day
🫡 Did someone make money?

🤯 Somebody stop $TUT (+285%)

What nonsense 🙈

🩲 The altseason we deserve 🤤
🤯 $TUT per day +235%

$TUT 🤯 +235% per day

What’s happening? 🙈

4 Stages of Michael Saylor:

🟩 2020 — Buy Bitcoin at any cost!
🟨 2023 — Never sell Bitcoin!
🟧 2025 — It’s YOU who won’t sell. The corporation has other tasks.
🟥 2026 — If it’s necessary — we’ll sell as much as needed.

$TUT +115% growth in a day! 🤯

How I wish I could short it to zero 🤤
What coin is this anyway? 🙈

🩲 $SPCXB +15% per day
Elon Musk, what are you doing? ⁉️

And I wanted to buy in at $100…
Will they give it? ⁉️

🙈 One day I’ll wake up and my altcoins will grow so much 💛
And not some $TUT , $DODO or $TST 🤯

⭐️ Did you see how SpaceX grew in a day?