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$LAPTOP 牛逼啊 300块跌到10块！

Everything You Need to Know About Ke Suqiao’s Son Issuing Coins

Token Name: $LAPTOP

Public Chain: @Base Token Official Account: @Laptoptoken

Launch Date: September 9

Why is it called “Laptop”?

The story goes back to April 2019

Back then, Hunter was still just a 49-year-old kid

One day, he didn’t know whether it was his brain that took on water

Or his laptop that did

He thought of his life mentor, Edison Chen

So he went to a small shop in Delaware to get his computer repaired

And you already know what happened

A full-on scandal version 2.0

Leaked scandal emails, drug photos, explicit photos—everything you could want

Even more ridiculous is this:

His late older brother’s wife

…was also on his bed

……

That guy also owed a whole bunch of debts

He tried asking his dad, but all his dad cared about was his diapers

So he thought of us fat, juicy coin-market leeks

$Laptop launches tomorrow. Hunter asked me to ask everyone

Brothers, are you willing to support his installment repayment career?

Right at this moment

Suddenly I thought of that leaked email on his computer

“Dad, I’m an untrustworthy addict.”

Sender: Hunter Recipient: Ke Suqiao

That old man is really rich! 2 points, 10 million! $BNB

$GOLD rugged two minutes after it was sold out. Terrifying. Look at that profile picture—he looks like a Black person. Feels like he’s not genuine.

“First set 10 big goals” Giant Whale @Jason60704294 has cut losses and exited. All the additional short positions have been fully closed. After this comeback, the total of the last three trades adds up to a loss, but it is profit given back (previously disclosed total profit of about $70 million). Long positions made a profit of $20 million; the first short lost $6.283 million; the second short lost $10.158 million in the first half, and the loss amount in the second half is unknown—estimated at about $9 million.

The market is too brutal— even the big shots have to admit defeat!

If you feel tired and want to give up, just look at the Six Great Sects. In that far-back, backward era, separated by thousands of kilometers, they still came together just to fight a battle at the Bright Light Pavilion! What excuse do you have to give up?

Too real!!$BTC

The only person who could make A-Feng lose money is Xu Mingxing! 🤡

In history, BTC has never had a week-on-week increase of $15,000 like this time. This bull market has started too fast, breaking historical records.

Ma Ji was liquidated nearly 500 times, yet within these few short days he turned the $152,000 principal into $12.72 million, netting more than $12.5 million. Is this what a bull market tastes like?$BTC

Lost 12 million! Miner big brother Jason has closed most of his short positions. It means if it holds above 80,500, he will completely admit defeat. Otherwise he will add to his short positions! $BTC

This time it’s a real bull coming 🥹$BTC
$ETH

Samsung plans to implement a 100 trillion won shareholder return program. 71.7 billion USD—more aggressive than SK hynix! $SAMSUNG
$SKHYNIX

Unbelievable! The box office of 《Cow Comes》 is three times that of 《Kung Fu Women's Football》😂 How can Stephen Chow bear this?!

$CALLCAT MEME knockoff season is here, brothers

Tesla brings in the Doubao large model across its entire lineup! Doubao is doing great 😂

Bullish on Google! $GOOGL Earlier, Google was expected to further increase AI spending in its new guidance, which sparked doubts. Investors believe AI returns are too low, so Google's stock price plunged! But this time, Microsoft and Amazon provided the market with a perfect answer with a great earnings report: the AI return is much bigger than everyone imagined.

How does the Korean index behave like a stray dog—just one rally and it jumps 16 points. Yesterday, driven by earnings reports from big companies like Microsoft and Amazon, the U.S. stock market surged wildly. At one point, the Philadelphia Semiconductor Index (SOX) rose to 9%, and Micron, SanDisk, and even Seagate’s hard disk products all nearly hit 20%+ during the trading day… It feels like everything is back. Are AI memory storage chips doing well again? As if humanity has entered a golden age again? #美股高开科技股反弹 $SKHYNIX
$MUB

Back in the day, Country Garden also missed the bus. It spent 900 million yuan to buy 1.56% of Changxin. With a shortage of funds, it sold that stake for 2 billion to Hefei’s state-owned assets. At the time, it definitely thought it had made a killing. But that money is now worth 50 billion. 🤡

$DEXE $LAB Great Retreat!