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$UNITREE rebounds even harder than qqq; this kind of contract is really garbage.

Switch $STRK to the weekly chart and take a look; you'll notice STRK's pattern.

$UNITREE LOL, the moment the market closed, they started trying nonstop to lure buyers in. No matter what, this is bearish for Unitree, even if the Nasdaq rises tonight. Unitree was hyped before on the physical AI theme—a crowded trade when market sentiment was at rock bottom. If the STAR Market rises tomorrow, funds will be even less likely to rotate back into those previous crowded trades.

$UNITREE is so damn disgusting—it was still up 0.6% after the market closed…

$UNITREE This is only for people betting on a rise. The underlying stock ticks up a little, and this shoots straight up. The underlying gets dumped, and this barely moves—it can even keep climbing. CZ, you’ll take money like this too? No wonder you lost 6.4 billion.

$UNITREE , impressive—the price was off by 3%.

$UNITREE The underlying stock is down 4%, while this is down less than 1%—that's impressive. Even if you start counting from 8 o'clock, it still shouldn't be at -0.75% now, right?

$UNITREE Another issue is the basis—they don't even publish it here... Seriously impressive 👍 I estimate the average deviation is 0.5%, and at least 1.5% when volatility is high.

$UNITREE I don't know who's pulling the strings behind the scenes, but it can't be hot money or institutional investors. They're not the sort to make a living purely by leeching fees—they wouldn't stoop so low or have such an ugly way of doing business. The main reason is that Unitree's tradable market cap is low, making it easy to manipulate. There are also far fewer retail investors on the STAR Market. Be cautious whether you're going long or short when it keeps whipsawing like this. The CSRC will regulate this kind of trading sooner or later.

$UNITREE The circulating market cap is too low, so it costs little to manipulate. It’s a pig-butchering scam that lives off fees from two platforms, occasionally wiping out both longs and shorts. Sweet deal.

$UNITREE In a bit, during the opening call auction, push it up 10 points before 9:25, then cancel the order at 9:25. Pump it at zero cost and trap a bunch of shorts—that’d be hilarious.

$BTC , nice! Setting the take-profit at 81800 got me back to breakeven.

$BTC Why the hell bother with crypto? Its price movements track the Nasdaq exactly—it’s basically pegged to it. If that’s the case, why wouldn’t I just buy the Nasdaq? Why buy crypto? At this rate, if the Nasdaq crashes, we’ll go straight into a bear market. And people are still talking about a bull market? I’m dead.

$ETH A group of 10U warriors who went long has been exposed, screaming and laughing happily

$DOGE Pay attention tonight, everyone. Recently, there have been many misunderstandings. Tonight, everyone should set their profit-taking price at 100 USD. Who knows, a certain institution might make another mistake and suddenly push Dogecoin to this price.

$DOGE General Yu called me to let me know the current price is 0.096 with a speed of 100 times to go long, and without hesitation, I chose to follow. General Yu is the undefeated war god, without exception. The logic is, where there are children crying every day, where there are dogs losing every day.

$SUI General Yu did not deceive us; he really brought SUI back to 1. He will continue to work hard and stabilize at 1.5 in the short term! The Yu family army is ordered to go all in and long.

The reason I believe in SUI, represented by $SUI , is entirely due to the faith given to me by General Yu, who has sold his house to go all-in on a long position. One of his statements made me, a Harvard economics master's graduate who has worked on Wall Street for many years, feel inferior for a long time. He said, where do you find children crying every day, where do you find people going long on SUI losing every day?

$SUI loves General Yu's family, the Yu family army, all in for the long, leverage maxed out, the Cullinan is just within our reach!

$SUI can do more