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Three things everyone should do as early as possible

1. Learn how to consistently access the internet overseas

After you go abroad, you’ll naturally come across X, Reddit, YouTube, GitHub, and all kinds of professional forums

The information there isn’t just about “expanding your mindset” anymore—it’s finally possible to break free from domestic marketing accounts, official WeChat subscriptions, Douyin, and Bilibili’s secondhand, heavily processed content, and get original information directly from the source, without being filtered or “curated.”

In this world, many of the truly leading technologies, tools, and ways of thinking first emerge overseas. If you’re late by a year, the gap will widen.

2. Subscribe to a real overseas top-tier AI membership (don’t use a middleman)

Along the way, you’ll run into all kinds of traps—payment cards, SIM/verification code forwarding (“number matching”), region restrictions, and more. You’ll need to solve them one by one yourself.

To get everything sorted, you’ll probably end up setting up an overseas Google account, PayPal, and a US-region Apple ID as well.

The value of these accounts is something insiders understand.

With official memberships, the experience and stability are absolutely incomparable to what a middleman can offer.

3. Be able to pull excellent open-source projects from GitHub and run them locally

On GitHub, almost all the accumulated wisdom of humankind since the birth of the internet has been deposited.

There’s a saying that hits the nail on the head: when you think you have an extremely brilliant idea and you’re ready to start “vibe coding” to implement it, go check GitHub first and see how high you’re standing on the shoulders of those who came before.

There you’ll find some of the best, most practical, and top-tier tools, projects, and resources on nearly the entire planet—and everything is free and publicly available.

So you must first have the ability to “find a project → pull the code → run it locally.” As for how to find truly great projects—that’s a later matter. First, get yourself up there.

A German walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says to him, “20 euros!”

The German is shocked: “20 euros? Yesterday it was only 3 euros!”

“True,” says the bartender, “but today it’s 20 euros.”

“But why 20 euros, damn it?”

The bartender says, “Let me explain:

3 euros is for the beer;

3 euros is for settling Muslim refugees;

4 euros is for opposing white-supremacist re-education;

4 euros is for aid to Gaza;

Then 3 euros goes to Palestinians in the West Bank;

Finally, 3 euros is for promoting gender diversity.”

The German says nothing, takes out 20 euros, and hands it to the bartender.

The bartender takes the money, taps a few things on the cash register, and then gives him 3 euros in change.

The German asks, incredulous:

“Wait—you just said it was 20 euros. I gave you 20 euros. Why are you giving me back 3 euros?”

The bartender replies:

“Oh… because we don’t have any beer!”

Bilibili UP主 “Teapot Empress” defended those little girls in the comments of “Ox in Aqua Regia” who were trying to get the water buffalo granted a name, claiming that bro was deliberately guiding public opinion and shifting the conversation from anti-foreigner topics to suppressing women.

But the commenters in the comment section pulled up screenshots of her specifically wanting the water buffalo to be named, effectively slapping her in the face: “I’ve seen you on Shui Niu TV. ”

Post-2000s have invented yet another new word: “bad ancestor, worse ancestor”

Honestly, I can’t stop laughing.

Even lesser-known jobs can be very profitable！！！！

1、Island caretaker: one person guards the island, 60,000 per month. You get 15 days of annual leave per year. There’s internet, electricity, and housing provided. Freshwater and food are delivered once every 5 days. You can also grow vegetables, fish, and catch shellfish at low tide.

2、Flower sea caretaker + flower-sea tourism area caretaker: 60,000 per month. The scenic area is a bit far from the city, so you can’t order takeout. You live in the scenic-area villas and eat staff meals.

3、Forest ranger in the Great Xing’an Mountains: within a radius of 100 kilometers, it’s just you. 80,000 per month. You get 20 days of annual leave per year. There’s internet, electricity, and housing provided. Freshwater and food are delivered once every 5 days. You can also grow vegetables, raise chickens, and raise ducks.

4、Buy “Hengshui Xueba notebook” on some marketplace, post it on Xiaohongshu. If someone adds him, he sends them a cloud-drive resource link. The order price ranges from 39–169. You can make 200–500 a day.

5、Temple companion: work 4 hours per day, 30,000 per month. Off 15 days per month. Accompanying pilgrims to worship—just talk along, recite scriptures. When there are no people, sweep fallen leaves and water flowers. Meals and accommodation are provided. No need to become a monk.

6、In Xi’an digging the Terracotta Army: 6,000 yuan per month. You only dig for two hours a day. Move more slowly and do less strenuous work if possible—no one will tell you you’re slacking off. It’s estimated it’ll take 800 years to finish excavating, so there’s basically nothing to worry about regarding unemployment.

7、Cemetery janitor/cleaner: earns 8,000 yuan per month. 9 to 6, with two rest days on weekends, no overtime. Wipe one tombstone—extra 50 yuan. If you’re diligent, you can earn over 20,000 yuan in a month. But there’s one requirement: you can’t steal and eat the offerings.

8、At a scenic spot, dress up and perform as Sun Wukong: as long as you can eat. 6,000 yuan per month. 9 to 6. No need to pay for meals—snacks are available until you’re full. You switch shifts every hour; once you’ve eaten, you rest.

9、Forest lookout officer: 300,000 per year, with meals and accommodation provided. Each day, you observe from the watchtower to see where there’s a fire, then just record it.

10、Mahjong performer: accompany streamers in the live room to play mahjong. No need to show your face. As long as you know how to play mahjong. Work 6 hours per day, 12,000 per month.

My colleague’s wife raised the live-in helper’s pay by 800 yuan last month. The helper had been working for three years. After the child started primary school, she handled pick-ups and drop-offs, cooked meals, and accompanied the elderly to medical follow-ups, with hardly ever any mishaps.

On the day the salary was raised, the helper only made one request: at the end of the month, she wanted to go back to her hometown to stay for five days, and her wages would be paid as usual.

My colleague agreed very quickly then, thinking the other person really worked hard.

But by mid-month, his mother suddenly got hospitalized. His wife needed to take leave to stay with her in the hospital, and now all the child’s pick-up and drop-off duties fell entirely on the helper. He pulled out the roster, calculated the five days of leave he would need to hire a temporary part-time worker, and also had to find someone to take care of the child. His face changed.

First, he asked whether the helper could go back a few days later. The helper said her younger brother was getting married—her train ticket and the wedding banquet had already been booked.

That evening, he moved the suitcase away from the helper’s door. He said that the family really couldn’t do without someone at this time. The salary would be raised as agreed, and the leave would be noted down for later.

The helper didn’t argue. The next day, she still prepared breakfast as usual and ironed the child’s school uniform as well. In the afternoon, she put the keys on the dining table, leaving only a note that said she would be doing the job through the end of this month.

My colleague wanted to persuade her to come back, but the helper said that what was being raised was the money for the work—not the days promised to her that were being bought away.

Dare to smash again?

I remember when I was in junior high
my homeroom teacher would often scold me as a class troublemaker
and everyone in the class would burst into laughter
but I didn’t understand
what those things were laughing at
I was at least still a stick

Eavesdropping on enemy communications is very serious.

Stayed up late and got hooked on an ancient piece of news. After that, I was forbidden from letting anyone I know buy anything from Hualan Pharmaceutical.
One of the founders of Little Sun Pharmaceutical (using “one of” rather than “the founder’s wife” is to ensure people don’t overlook Ms. Zhang Xiaolan’s contribution): Ms. Zhang Xiaolan held a position at the proper administrative level within the system, at the deputy division level. For her husband, who owed debts of 20 million, she resigned and took on a 15 million loan to help him rebuild from scratch, and together they built a billion-level (10 billion) group.
When she was giving birth, she found out her husband and the secretary already had two children.
She agreed to the divorce, gave up her shares, and only asked for 900 million in compensation. She went to the United States.
At Chinese New Year, her children wanted to see their father. She took the children back to meet him once. In front of the minor son, the boss of Little Sun Pharmaceutical slashed and stabbed him four times, turning him into a vegetative state.
Even now, the full 900 million compensation has not been paid.

Grandpa felt that the Long March had been in vain, especially when his great-grandson treated him like a ticket and put him up on Xianyu.

Have some popcorn

Yi Yangqianxi just won Best Male Lead, and netizens promptly dug up the “scoop” about him taking the exam years ago

Back then, he was shortlisted for a drama troupe’s staff position. He used backdoor connections to skip the written exam, which led to fans condemning him. When the public opinion couldn’t be suppressed, he went from passing the exam to giving up the position in just 10 days

Some fans uncovered his father’s past: his father is the vice chairman of the Huangdong Group, involved in businesses such as blockchain—making him the biggest “water army” boss in China

And he said he was born into an ordinary family and had no resources

My uncle is an elderly man with a very high emotional intelligence.
My uncle is a retired teacher. He receives more than 7,000 yuan in retirement pay every month. His son drives a taxi, and his daughter-in-law goes out to work, but they don’t really have much money.
During the pandemic a few years ago, the son and daughter-in-law were home every day with nothing to do and had no income at all. Meanwhile, my uncle had his 7,000-plus yuan retirement pension each month. He would give his daughter-in-law 4,000 yuan a month for living expenses, helping the couple get through the hard times.
Later, when the pandemic ended, the son and daughter-in-law went back to work and could earn money again.
This year, after the daughter-in-law resigned, she couldn’t find a job for nearly two to three months. She stayed at home to take care of the children, do housework, and then my uncle gave her 10,000 yuan. He said that these months of taking care of the children at home were hard work for her two in-laws, and he gave her 10,000 yuan so she could spend it as she pleased.
The daughter-in-law was extremely happy. Every day she cooked creatively and came up with different meals for my uncle, taking very good care of him.
My uncle often, during the most difficult times for his daughter-in-law, would give her money every few days—never too much and never too little. The timing was just right, and the money amount was just right too.
A few days ago, the son and daughter-in-law said they wanted to buy a car. The total cost was 180,000 yuan, and they were still short by 80,000 yuan. My uncle directly transferred 100,000 yuan to his daughter-in-law. She was very grateful.
My aunt complained that my uncle was being too impulsive in giving money.
But my uncle said, “My money is bound to be for my son and daughter-in-law sooner or later. After I’m gone, I can’t take it into the coffin. Whether I give it sooner or later doesn’t matter—but it’s better to give it earlier so it can make your daughter-in-law happy too. And she’ll also take good care of me.”
Do you think my uncle is right?
Do you have an elder like this around you?

Grandma’s life has basically been ruined

Breaking, severing their line, and ending it all—this is their greatest contribution to society and to the male population, and also their best destination.

You tell me— is this Chinese??
Why can I suddenly not understand it a bit?

Fun fact: When Confucius was born, his father was already 70 years old, while his mother was only 17.

If your wife dies on someone else’s bed, do you have absolutely no responsibility?

Here comes yet another legal titan. Her goal is to be remembered in history, to influence China for 1,000 years. The previous legal titan who was meant to be inscribed in the annals of history and to influence China for 1,000 years was Judge Wang Hao from Nanjing. His famous quote is: “It wasn’t you who caused the collision—so why are you the one who should help?”