Join me in reciting the coin keeper's oath: The bad news is coming, I will keep the coin from now on until death. I will not flip coins, I will not cash out, I will not go short. I will not look at the price, I will not be bullish on the price. I will hold the coin loyally and will not throw it away whether I live or die. I am a believer in the blockchain. I am the flame that resists the slump, the light during the surge, the horn that awakens the leek, and the strong shield that protects the currency. I dedicate my life and glory to the coin keeper, tonight and every night.