Who is Satoshi Nakamoto? ๐ค
Is he the mythical creature who created Bitcoin and then vanished like your friend who says theyโll pay you back next week? ๐ฆ๐ธ Or maybe heโs just the guy who invented crypto to distract us while he hoards all the toilet paper during a pandemic? ๐งป๐ท
Some say Satoshi is chilling in a penthouse somewhere, laughing at us for still thinking we can figure out who he is while he sips on a fancy drink made from our regrets. ๐น๐ Or maybe heโs the tech-savvy grandma who keeps asking, โHow do I cash out my Bitcoin for groceries?โ ๐๐ป
Got a more ridiculous theory? Post your funniest memes and sarcastic thoughts with #WeAreAllSatoshi ! Letโs see who can come up with the wildest ideas while we all pretend to be serious investors. ๐คซ๐ผ Because honestly, who needs reality when you can speculate about a guy who probably just wanted to create digital magic beans? ๐ฑ๐ฐ Let the hilarity ensue!