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$BTC is trying to raise its head, but short-wave rays immediately start to press down. Right now, we’re seeing a certain stagnation before the breakout: first up, so that as many long players as possible get excited and open positions, and then — down, to the delight of shortbread buns. Interesting events await us very soon.
1 - The chance of the Fed raising rates right now is at its highest.
2 - The AI market is currently maximally overheated; greed buys greed. A correction of $NVDAB will drag everyone into deep short-shaft mines.
The Iranian conflict, uncertainty about oil prices — right now it’s being actively shorted, but it will still surprise us by crossing the 150 mark. All of this will affect Bitcoin, thereby ruining the long’s panties.
$ETH — the little horse doesn’t even know whether it should stand or lie down anymore, but a price below 1000 is the reality of the coming years.
I hugged everyone tight—keep your caps on firmly, because they’ll be flying off. Whoever didn’t hide will be liquidated.

$BTC A little growth has happened, but the excited long-playing little gnomes are already actively building long positions, even though active military actions connected to Iran are breathing down their necks. And all of this further supports the thread of a future, more general consolidation of AI-related stock positions, because globally they haven’t locked in profits yet. The market is starting to cool down; in the near term, we’ll see a correction in the stock market, and then a new head of the Fed may delight everyone with a "rate hike." The combination: escalating military actions + Fed rate + problems with the price of oil + consolidation of AI stocks. And where would we be without Michael Saylor, who said he would never sell—and he sold = the long-position little underpants were ripped. Stock up on popcorn, because you’re in for an exciting movie called "He who didn’t hide is eliminated." Hug to everyone. Keep an eye on the market soon—it will surprise you))$ETH

43 — not just a number, it’s a long-term sentence. At 58–60, there’s strong resistance—exactly on these numbers many are afraid to face the truth and realize the bitter truth that growth back to 100 may not happen. And how many more people are stuck in drawdowns from 90+ and haven’t even started globally realizing losses yet. Nothing lasts forever, and neither does Bitcoin’s growth. The crypto industry is becoming mature, turning into something like stocks that are supported only by greed, plus regulation, anonymity disappears, the very essence of Bitcoin is lost—along with the longers’ little panties. But you can cheer yourself up by watching Michael Saylor, who tells his shareholders that diluting their stake in the strategy is actually even good, not bad. And at the end of the whole story, he’ll probably deliver a brilliant line: “Guys, I asked you to believe and buy Bitcoin, but I didn’t promise you profit. This cowboy is going to change his shoes again and again.” With 43 we started a wild surge—logically, it would make sense to end the drop at this price too. The only problem is that by then there might be neither kidneys, nor longers’ panties, nor profit. For now, though, maybe we’ll bounce to 63–65 and then go kissing 55. Hugs to everyone—I'm off to open a fresh pack of new popcorn.

$BTC Longs are crumbling under pressure, popping like balloons, and the little long traders are scattering in all directions. The thought of hitting $60,000 sends shivers down the spines of long holders. Tensions are rising, and it’s only going to get crazier. And this is before the automated bank bots start dumping, but they'll begin soon if we keep testing that $60K level. That's when long traders will truly understand what short hell feels like. For now, we're popping a fresh batch of popcorn and watching the show. Michael Saylor sends his regards and says, 'Now you have neither a kidney nor BTC.'$ETH

$BTC Oil is the new headliner of the market, set to double from the current $80–90 in the next year. Right now, we’re seeing crypto slowly fizzle out. Some are waiting for an alt season (which isn’t happening). Others have listened to Michael Saylor and are hoping for BTC to hit $5 million (he's always buying and loves to shout for you to sell your kidneys instead of BTC, though he’s already started to change his tune). Then there are those who are paying attention to the real events unfolding in the world. Ultimately, the situation with Iran is only going to escalate. Over time, new local conflicts will arise, leading to a pretty severe shortage of energy resources and basically everything.
There are more people, fewer valuable resources, and more conflicts in the world — draw your conclusions before the last pair of shorts falls off.$CL $ETH
BTC might make a small bounce now to load up on a new batch of long gnomes for liquidation.

$BTC Day X is getting closer and closer.
A day of joy, sorrow, and liquidations. Right now, the majority of folks seeing such a wild surge are starting to short, but this time it won't be so simple for our faithful short warriors, much to the delight of the long gnomes.
Here's how it’s going down: after we break through 80, we’ll keep pushing up to 90, knocking out all the short warriors. As we approach 90, the excited long traders will start taking on huge risky leverage, and right there, all those thinking there’s gonna be a jump to 100k and beyond will try to hop on the last train. That’s where the real action will begin, around 87-90; I believe we’ll see a brutal quick cut down to 70 and below, with a single daily candlestick giving no one a chance. The most enthusiastic long gnomes, caught up in the excitement of the Long, won’t even notice when their pants fall off. For now, it's Long. Meanwhile, I'm opening a pack of popcorn and watching this long-drawn-out short film. Those who haven't hidden are liquidated. Hugging everyone tightly. $ETH

$BTC The clock is ticking, longs are excited again from the rise, and they are already loading everything they have for growth. However, soon they will turn off the long light, and we will return to the short mines; it won't take long before we see the price below 50,000, something that seems impossible to you now will soon become a reality. It is obvious that the price is currently being artificially pushed, but money isn't eternal. They are doing absolutely everything to create at least some semblance of liquidity and hype so that they can unload without crashing the price immediately. If you think the sellers have disappeared or have sold everything, a surprise awaits you soon; the pants will be ripped off, and those who haven't hidden will be liquidated.$ETH I'm opening a new pack of popcorn and waiting for the long cries that 'everything is lost'

$BTC Now long gnomes are being marinated for another liquidation, now most likely we will see a rise to 73.5-75, there the long gnomes will start to get excited to the maximum and take large leverage, and that’s where the long shorts will begin to unravel, because from the conditional 75, we will start drilling the bottom, 60 and below. Now we see how Grandpa Trump plays God, while we still do not see global consequences of such a game, but I assure you, it will literally not take much time and we will see cracks everywhere. Such games end badly. Grandpa Trump decided to strengthen the dollar $ "By 'Force'" which ultimately will shake the financial markets so this may be the end for $ in general, as a reserve currency, backed only by "Words and Force".
Long gnomes will soon again head for short mines, although some of them didn’t even leave. And I, as usual, open a pack of popcorn and watch how longs melt away like chocolate in the sun. Hugs to everyone, everyone gets shorts. Whoever didn’t hide is liquidated. $ETH

$BTC Long gnomes are slowly starting to change their shoes, from the cries of "Tomorrow we are definitely flying to the moon for $200,000" to "I am bankrupt, they took my last pair of underwear, now only downwards" not much time has passed. Longs understand that they are now only awaited by short mines. I remind you, mass selling has not yet started, everything you have seen is a prelude to the main liquidation of long gnomes. Trump, inflation, military conflicts, national debt, devaluation of $, flow into gold, AI bubble, all of this is pressing and will ultimately crush. At the same time, I see how huge volumes are loading into stake $ETH , and everyone is shouting that this is a golden vein, saying it won't be cheaper, it will be funny to watch investors who bought at $2000 and threw it into stake, and in a month the price will be around $1000-1500, and I won't even mention those who bought at $4,000. Wishing everyone goodness, popcorn, and underwear. Those who did not hide are liquidated.

$BTC Every day, fall, fall, fall, 50k is already breathing down the necks of long gnomes, many long buns are already in short mines, and there's no end or edge to this. I'm waiting for when most large players and funds decide to liquidate their crypto portfolio, and short waves of fear will engulf the already shaky long gloomy paradise. After all, a huge number entered at a price above 100,000. And they are waiting for the price to bounce back somehow to lock in a not-so-big loss. But alas, we are facing short madness; I already see that my haters have disappeared, probably most couldn't withstand the short blows and torn shorts, and they left the market. How many screams there were about how we would never drop below 80-70 again, that this is the new crypto gold, etc., but alas, the result speaks for itself. Whoever didn't hide is liquidated. Meanwhile, I will open a new pack of popcorn, hugs to all.$ETH

$BTC Long gnomes have become extremely excited, they are currently building up huge longs, and they think that 60k was the bottom, and now we will only fly upwards. The only issue is that 50k is a question of the near future, the long holders don’t even have any panties left to tear off. Meanwhile, I will open a new pack of popcorn and watch how the long sinners will be liquidated)) $ETH 1500$ is coming soon))

$BTC How are you there, long lovers of crypto gold? Are your pockets already full of ingots?)) 60k is coming soon, 3 reasons.
1) Everyone has already realized that something is cooking here and talk of growth is no longer being heard.
2) Gold and US indexes are still at their peak, and when they crash, it won't just be underwear that gets ripped off.
3) 90% of investors have become liquidity, and now even with a small rebound, they will keep pouring in.
I told you, I warned you, you laughed, but I hold no grudge against you, my beloved long gnomes. $ETH will fly to 1500-1800 because the horse wants to rest now. Meanwhile, I am opening a new bag of popcorn, hugs to all.

$BTC 70k, it's already very close, longs are starting to tremble with fear.
Now let's see how Michael Saylor and his company will behave during a real downturn, and at a price close to the cost price. After all, shouting (don't sell BTC) is one thing, but understanding that your company's shares are depreciating at rocket speed, while the asset you bet everything on is 'Falling', is a completely different story. $ETH Our ether beast has failed and gone to drill the bottom, picks have been purchased, tickets to short mines too. Reality is a scary thing. Fear, regulation, military conflicts, economic problems, destroy and show the true reality to long gnomes. And those people who bought at 110-120 are stuck, and it's not a fact that they will already come out at breakeven, because with each rise now, people will be locking in, locking in, and locking in again. I told you, I say, and I will say, the short sun will burn all long sinners. ETH below $2000 is coming soon. Hugs to everyone. Ps - 'your buyback = whale fixation' - 'your fixation = liquidation'

$BTC Long gnomes cannot withstand the pressure and begin to sell; they start to realize that 100,000 may no longer be there. They see that 80,000 is already very close, and soon they will have to buy pickaxes ⛏️ and head to short mines. At the same time, gold breaks through its historical high, and silver catches up. People understand that soon events may occur that could significantly shake the entire global financial system and tear off long positions on a planetary scale. Most altcoins are already dead, and those that are still alive will soon be destroyed as well (all liquidity has been drained). 2026 is the year of torn long positions, wild fear, and the realization of what is a means of saving and what is a means of speculation. Embraced everyone, lifted them up, and sent them to short mines.$ETH 70,000 soon)

$BTC Excited long gnomes are closely watching the chart and are already mentally breaking through 100,000, counting their profits, and already in their minds buying houses by the sea, dining in the most expensive restaurants. But as usual, following the old good tradition, they will be punished and their little pants will be torn off, Grandpa TRUMP is already preparing a "trap plan" for Iran. The only question is what the outcome will be this time, it's hard to say, after all, Iran is not Venezuela. And why is everyone silent about the BTC reserves of the USA? Where have all those people gone who shouted that the USA would buy at least 1,000,000 BTC and use it to close its national debt? Where are you? ) I am currently observing how people are opening simply colossal long positions in ETH, oh you long sinners will be punished. Tell me, is BTC digital gold or a speculative asset in today's reality? The answer is of course obvious, but I would like to hear all your opinions. Well, while the rubber is being stretched to slap the longers hard on the butt, I, as usual, grab some popcorn and go watch a short film. Oh yes, I almost forgot, what about XRP, where is your revolution? How much longer do we have to wait for their communications to be implemented and for them to become the new monetary headliners? ) Oh dreams )$ETH $XRP

$BTC Isn't it amusing to watch people drawing graphs? They have all sorts of lines, up, down, supports, fractals, bicycles, some even draw animals, and serious folks tell you that this is the golden vein, and tomorrow a rocket will definitely fly into the sky, straight to the moon. Then Grandpa Trump comes out, says something, and that's it, the underwear falls off. We all remember how Grandpa Trump partially reset the market on 10.10.2025, altcoins were completely reset at that moment. It seemed that 80 was the bottom, and now the rocket is only going up)) The truth is that the further crypto goes into the economic system, the more regulation it will face, or do you think you can continue to bypass banks and just roll millions anonymously?) BTC is undoubtedly good, growing on the greed of others, thanks to the idea of money without regulation, but it's just a matter of time before BTC is monopolized and strict regulation is introduced like with other coins, the price will roll back down. Yes-yes, you can say that I'm stupid, etc.)) But when 10.10.2025 happens again, you won't find it funny anymore. So now the market is controlled by the news background, and there's nothing good there, hold your pants tighter) popcorn for everyone.$ETH

And so, critical days are approaching for $BTC , and the excitement around our headline is dwindling, while profits are actively being locked in by major players. Right now I see a bunch of people taking long positions at $ETH ,$SOL , with extremely high leverage, believing the bottom has already been reached and the only direction left is up. But just a little more time will pass, and these long positions will be mercilessly wiped out. At this moment, Grandpa TRUMP is confident in his strength and is trying to pressure everyone indiscriminately, which will likely play a cruel joke on him—because all it takes is one retreat and everything will plunge into a deep short squeeze. Overall, his games on the world stage right now are just a façade hiding the real financial problems of his country. So stock up on snacks, and start watching the movie where long-position gnomes cry long tears on short-oriented land. Hugged everyone.

$BTC Days, weeks, months, years are passing, and the long gnomes are still waiting for the rocket to the skies. The longs are always excited, but their fate is sad and gloomy, as they melt under the thirst for profit, and it’s always like that. At the moment, we see that BTC is trying to break through upwards, but it is immediately suppressed. I constantly see how everyone writes that everyone is buying, but in the end, we are falling; draw your own conclusions. BTC is breaking away from reality, the analogy with gold is no longer relevant, volatility is high, and they ruthlessly pull down the panties. The American indices have not even started to fall from the peaks, so we will go down very briskly. Altcoins have long been at the very bottom, and with each passing time, deeper and deeper; those who believe in the alt season and are waiting for it will see aliens faster than growth. The New Year will end, and we will elegantly drill the bottom just like the US indices. And a few words from me: I warmly hug all my subscribers and shake hands with those who just come to my blog, and I kiss all my haters. Happy New Year to you, guys; profit and panties to you in the new year.$ETH $SOL

$BTC Every day, harder and harder, deeper and deeper, long gnomes get excited every day from the fall as if it were the first time. They dream that today, well tomorrow, for sure we will fly up, accumulating longs to the limit, and every day they experience the pain of their balance melting away, their panties ruthlessly torn off. $ETH Our little horse doesn't even try to bounce anymore; it has already resigned itself to the fact that its fate will be tragic, even at moments when BTC throws candles up, it stands neutrally in place, waiting for its heavy short fate. $80,000 will be broken, and oh what will happen to the long traders, they will scream, 'mom help, save me from liquidation.' At the same time $SOL , simply tearing apart long panties, drilling the bottom as if 'tomorrow' will not come. Looking at all this, I can only say one thing, take care of your panties because it will get worse. There, Japan with its rate will throw more fuel on the short fire. Well, as usual, I open a pack of popcorn and continue watching this short movie.

$BTC Here's the end of the fairy tale, those who did not hide will be liquidated, a breakout of 80,000 is already breathing down the necks of long gnomes. And Grandpa Trump will help us with this breakout, soon announcing a military operation in Venezuela, and the long panties will be taken off the long sinners, for they do not know what they are creating with their Longs. The demand for BTC is getting less and less, and the drops are getting deeper and deeper. It's funny to watch Michael Saylor during this time, who shouted at everyone not to sell, but to wait. And now he screams that he can withstand any drawdown, but can those long gnomes who trusted him withstand this drawdown, who did not sell at the peak?) A rhetorical question. At the same time, the stocks of Strategy are plummeting, like water in a toilet. The number of people ready to exchange $ for beads is getting less and less. $ETH Meanwhile, our little horse let out a puff upwards and gently fell on its bottom, and is ready to bury its head in the ground to see the deepest short mines. Oh yes, the Fed's rate did not play out, BTC did not go up, our BTC is tired and wants to rest, time passes, the hype fades, the panties come off. Hugging everyone, wishing everyone goodness and a pack of popcorn.