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FLASH CRASH ALERT! $jellyjelly PLUNGE IMMINENT!

Entry: $0.1900 – $0.1930 🟥
Target 1: $0.1500 🎯
Target 2: $0.1300 🎯
Target 3: $0.1140 🎯
Stop-Loss: $0.2220 🚫

The moment you've been warned about is HERE! $jellyjelly bulls are completely exhausted. Rejection from critical resistance was brutal, and now sellers have taken FULL control. This isn't just a pullback; it's a confirmed market structure breakdown. Momentum has violently shifted. A deeper correction is locked in if $0.1700 crumbles. Act NOW or regret missing out on this massive bearish opportunity! Watch for a strong 30M close below $0.1700 – that's your final confirmation for the plunge towards $0.1140. Use only 3-5% capital. Secure profits fast: move SL to entry after
Target 1. The clock is ticking!

Disclaimer: Not financial advice. Trade at your own risk.

#CryptoShorts #BearMarket #JELLYJELLY #ProfitOpportunity #MarketCrash 📉
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$BTC $ETH

The crypto market is like an endless Latin American soap opera titled "Passions for Bitcoin".
The main character is Bitcoin, an aging macho with a superiority complex: sometimes promising a "new golden age," and sometimes crying out: "Why is everyone selling me?!".
His eternal beloved Ethereum is smart but hurt: "Are you still with the exchanges?!" — "Mi amor, I am decentralized!"
Cardano is the poor engineer relative, who has been fixing the "revolutionary system" for ten years but still can't boil a kettle.
Solana is a hot and capricious actress, shining at premieres but suddenly "laying down" for technical reasons, making all investors lose their hair and sleep.
Doge is the eternal clown, barking and soaring when everyone else is already crying, while Shiba is his younger sister, silent and funny, always falling and getting back up.
Thousands of altcoins flash by—extras with episodic roles: sometimes passionately crawling up, sometimes disappearing without witnesses in a dump. Investors are the audience with popcorn, valocardin, and nervous tics: crying, shouting, and believing again every day. The screenwriters—the bear market—love tears, drama, and bankruptcies. The bull run, like a long-awaited wedding, just never seems to arrive.

🔥TODAY AT 20:00: FED RATE!

🐹The main director of the market — Jerome Powell — will present his new hit: "Rate cut of 0.25%, but with an unexpected twist". And we, the audience, with popcorn, are waiting to see if crypto will drop harder than our faith in common sense.

🎬SPOILER:
- Powell will say something wise like "the economy... um... is developing... but the risks... uh...", and the market will interpret this as a signal to panic.
- You will buy before the meeting — because "this time it will definitely work out!", and then you will blame everything on Trump, China, and the weather. Also the author.
- Liquidations at $17 billion — this is just a warm-up.

📉Why you will be "swept away" today:
- You do not learn history — after previous Fed meetings, the market has fallen more often than it has risen.
- You believe in "already priced-in news" — even though the price always finds a reason to drop just for you.
- You ignore $17 billion of liquidated longs — thinking that your position is special.

💎Conclusion:
🐹While you decide whether to short or long, smart guys have already:
- Closed positions before the meeting.
- Prepared stablecoins — to buy your assets cheaply.
- Laughed at this post — because they know you will ignore the author anyway.
#MarketPullback #CPIWatch

Once upon a time, there was a small village where people were simple, honest, and curious. One day, a strange man arrived and shouted in the marketplace:

💰 "Anyone who has a 1 rupee coin, I’ll buy it for 5 rupees!"

The villagers were shocked — “Why would someone pay five times more for a 1 rupee coin?” But the offer was real. The man started buying every coin he could find.

Soon, excitement spread across the village. People began searching everywhere — old boxes, under pillows, even digging in the ground — just to find more 1 rupee coins.

A week later, the man returned and said,
💸 "Now I’ll buy each 1 rupee coin for 10 rupees!"

The crowd went wild! Everyone wanted to sell more coins. They even started buying 1 rupee coins from each other at 7 or 8 rupees, hoping to sell them at 10.

But then… one morning, the man disappeared. Gone. Just like that.

The villagers were left holding 1 rupee coins they had bought for 8 or 9 rupees. They realized the truth — the man had played on their greed and dreams of easy money.

⚠️ Moral of the story:
This is how the crypto market sometimes works. When prices rise, everyone rushes in, dreaming of fast profits. But when the “man” (big investors) disappears, the market crashes — and the small villagers (students, dreamers, new investors) are left holding the loss.

Invest wisely. Don’t chase hype — wait until you truly understand the value.

💡 In the crypto village, patience is profit, and greed is the trap.
$BTC
$BNB
$SOL

$ATOM

{future}(ATOMUSDT)
Interesting how the atom and other coins could have fallen to 100 times lower, someone decided to sell at a loss, historical minimum 1 dollar, somewhere we are being deceived
#MarketPullback

⚡️🇺🇸
EXCLUSIVE: Trump has just updated his "TO-DO LIST" for the upcoming month

1) destroy Venezuela
2) destroy Oslo
3) raise tariffs on China
4) continue to talk about "something" regarding Tomahawks
5) befriend Putin again
6) finally take down the Democrats with a shutdown
7) stock up on crypto and stocks
8) lower tariffs on China
9) befriend Xi again

$ADA The Trump Shock- who would believed this crash all off a sudden?
🛑🛑🚨🚨 Ada dropped from 0.82 to 0.27😭😭😭 ,
🚨🚨 A lesson for those who do not use Stoploss
🚨🚨 Fear and uncertainty ruled the market right now
🚨🚨 untill we hear something good from china in response , the crash will continue
#Binance
#ADA
#crashmarket
#Liquidations

🎯 Bollinger Bands — the sniper's weapon of the market

Bollinger Bands are not just an indicator. They are a sight that shows where the price is losing breath and where it is preparing to shoot.

When the bands are tightening, the market is holding its breath — volatility decreases, and silence begins before the storm. The narrower the corridor, the stronger the momentum will be.
When the bands are widening, the price has already gone on the attack. Your task is not to argue with the movement but to stand in the direction of the force.

💡 Three sniper techniques:
1️⃣ Squeeze → Breakout: wait for the squeeze, enter on the breakout.
2️⃣ Bounce off the boundary: catch the reversal, secure at the average.
3️⃣ Ride the Band: follow the trend until the candles detach from the bands.

⚙️ Setup: SMA(20), deviation 2 — classic. Want it more sensitive? Set 10/1.8, but be ready for noise.

📌 The main rule:
The bands do not predict — they react.
And you read them like an experienced shooter reads the wind and distance.

💬 Trade accurately, not often. One accurate shot is more important than ten chaotic ones.
Bollinger is not an indicator for everyone, but a tool for those who know how to wait.

$BTC $PEPE $SOL

😂In 2008, I was sitting with a button phone, playing that very game — where the little man jumps across mountains.
Without Wi-Fi, without charts, without USDT.
Just me, pixels, and the button '2' for jumping.

😉2025.
Now I'm jumping over different mountains — over charts $DOT : candle up — jump, correction - somersault, and somewhere free fall 😅
One thing hasn't changed:
📱 the screen is still in front of my eyes
🧠 only now the game — is with real stakes.

🙏P.S. The main thing — is not to miss the timing, just like then with the jump onto the narrow platform 😄
#Polkadot #writetoearn
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$BTC

We discussed rockets and the indigenous people.
And now to the unpopular opinion that would disappoint many.
Patience is running out, and everyone is looking hopefully at the green days that promise strong growth. Right?
But you already know that the market's task is to take money, not to give it to us.
Therefore, there is an option with a cycle shift that carries additional capitulation and cutting all margin positions.
For me personally, that would be the ideal option, but the market is about probabilities, so it is necessary to have several scenarios.
Shutdowns, military conflicts, and other noise lead most people to make mistakes.
Note that people have taken shorts precisely on such provocations, while the market simply went up for a breakout.
There is a saying: a fall will only happen when the last bear dies $MYX
Let's see what scenario they have prepared for us 🤝

$MYX

Rules of the game "Rustling Wings": players enter the MYX booth one by one, where they are besieged by dozens of giant flies possessed by the demon Pampa. Players must defeat all the flies with their bare paws in 10 minutes, eat them, and bring them to the dump to move on to the next stage.
The loser is devoured by the flies, increasing in size and provoking a new pump.

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The Book of Isaiah, Chapter 67

Prophecy about Bitcoin

1. Hear, O nations, for a coin without face and without king shall arise.

2. It will rise like steam from a kettle, and the crowds will shout: "Here is our salvation!"

3. They will buy it for silver and bread, sell houses and herds for the number on the screen.

4. And its price will rise like a soap bubble in the wind.

5. But the winds of change will blow, and the bubble will rise high, only to burst with a loud sound.

6. And the crowds will say: "Who deceived us? Where is our digital gold?"

7. Then the wise will answer: "There was no eternity in it, only breath and greed."

8. Merchants will fall prostrate, bankers will rejoice, and hamsters will gnash their teeth.

9. And in the book of times it will be recorded: "Such was Bitcoin — a sign of pride and emptiness."