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K-line chart of an ordinary life$UNI

I'm drooling. How does this hacker dare? Do they even know how to spend this much money? $UNI

I wasn't sure what to buy on the dip, so I bought a little gold to preserve its value. I'll check the price when predict opens tonight. $XAUT

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Three goals for 2028:
1. Buy a car worth 5 million
2. Buy a house worth 10 million
3. Find someone who’ll lend me 15 million

I miss the era of freedom back then.$BTC

Is anyone hanging from a tree? $NVDAB

It's on sale. Would you buy it?$UNI

$UNI Tencent fell back to 385, Alibaba to 98, SMIC to 48, CATL to 347, and BYD to 69.
A little over a year ago, Tencent was at 678, Alibaba at 185, SMIC at 93, CATL at 793, and BYD at 157.

$UNI In this age of declining Dharma, the spiritual energy of heaven and earth is growing thin, and the ceiling keeps getting lower. Anyone who can make money now is one in a million.
There’s no scarcity anymore, either. Stop trying to call the bottom.

Hongguo truly deserves to be the number one app now$UNI

$AAPLB I didn't manage to snag the iPhone Duo, so I'll just sign up as a Meituan delivery rider,
run off with the goods as soon as I get them, then call you later and say they were lost.
I'll reimburse you at the original price, so reporting it to the police won't do you any good.

Follow me to learn more little tricks

Apple is seriously impressive! $AAPLB
iPhone Duo bookings in China have topped 3 million

Daily production capacity is only a few thousand units, and even at its Q4 ramp-up peak, it will reach just 20,000–30,000 units per day.

The overwhelming supply-demand imbalance means shortages for the rest of the year are all but certain.

A foldable phone starting at 15,999 yuan, with 3 million reservations—its potential GMV in China alone is nearing 50 billion yuan.

$UNI The estimated delivery time shown by the Apple Store has been pushed back to the end of January 2027.

$UNI I’ve already bought you an Apple 18 Duo, but it won’t ship until December. Could you come to the hotel first? It’d be best if you came by shared bike. I’m so hard I can’t take it anymore.