A Major U.S. Bank Just Opened the Door to Direct #Bitcoin Trading One of the biggest U.S. banks just took a very real step into crypto.
PNC Bank — the sixth-largest commercial bank in the United States — has officially launched direct spot Bitcoin #trading for its high-net-worth clients. Through a deep integration with #Coinbase . PNC clients can now buy BTC straight from their existing bank accounts, with positions appearing alongside stocks, bonds, and cash.$BTC
$ETH Ethereum's "Fusaka Upgrade" sounds like a sushi roll that gives you financial indigestion. 📉🤡
ETH drops 2%, liquidates $500M in longs, and we're supposed to believe a software update is the antacid? My portfolio needs Pepto, not patches. 💎🙌 = 💎😭
My portfolio when the Fed loosens policy: 📈🚀🌕 My portfolio when I actually try to trade on this "news": 📉🤡😭 Turns out my diamond hands are just glued to the "sell low" button. 💎🙌❓ #NotFinancialAdvice #CryptoComedy $BTC #WenRekt #FOMOisReal
"Experts say markets aren't ready for the 2026 Fed shift. My portfolio wasn't ready for Tuesday 😭. Time to HODL with my 💎🙌 while getting financially rekt by a PowerPoint presentation.
*Not financial advice, just a 🤡 buying the dip on hopium.*
$BTC Bitcoin added $732B? That's more than my portfolio has lost since 2017! 💎🙌? More like 💎😭. I'm still HODLing, but my "diamond hands" are just glued from the FOMO.
$ADA Cardano survives the "Poison Piggy" attack! 🐷⚔️ A 14-hour chain split had investors sweating, but Charles Hoskinson calls it "serious, not existential."
Breaking: 🚀 Chainlink's price surged on Tuesday after Grayscale unveiled the inaugural U.S. ETF dedicated to LINK, giving investors a compliant gateway to the token powering the vast oracle ecosystem. #ChainlinkUpdate