Uncle Trump’s declaration: Iran will be wiped out, oil prices will collapse, and the Nobel Prize has become a laughingstock? 📣
Last night, Uncle Donald Trump was back in the spotlight in Texas, rallying voters for the 2026 midterm elections. He made statements that sent oil and crypto charts into a tailspin!
Here’s a rundown of his “usual talk”:
🔥 Iran and oil: He threatened that Iran would be “completely destroyed” and that he would put an end to any disruption in the Strait of Hormuz or by the Houthis in the Red Sea! The result? Oil prices will plummet. Oil short sellers heard that and secretly rejoiced.
🇷🇺 Russia and Ukraine: He said Ukraine should scale back its attacks on Russian energy depots so the world wouldn’t face a diesel shortage. And what about China or epidemics in Russia? He always turns the conversation to how he’ll solve everything in the blink of an eye!
🏆 Nobel Peace Prize: He nominated himself! He said his efforts deserve a Nobel, otherwise it would be a waste!
What should traders do?
Buckle up! Uncle Trump’s statements are just speculation, but the White House has to spend its time correcting them. Buy when fear and uncertainty spread, and get ready for a volatile midterm election season!
⚠️ This is not financial advice.

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