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Zee Cobara
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Zee Cobara

Crypto jokes, trading memes and market humor. Laugh at the pumps and dumps. Just for fun, not financial advice.
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What do you call two crypto traders who agree on everything? A rare consensus mechanism! 😂
What do you call two crypto traders who agree on everything?
A rare consensus mechanism! 😂
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Why did the trader bring an umbrella to the exchange? ☔ In case of a rainy-day dump! 😂📉
Why did the trader bring an umbrella to the exchange? ☔
In case of a rainy-day dump! 😂📉
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What did the trader say after HODLing for five years? “Diamond hands… paper patience.” 😂💎
What did the trader say after HODLing for five years?
“Diamond hands… paper patience.” 😂💎
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What do you call two crypto traders who agree on everything? A rare consensus mechanism! 😂
What do you call two crypto traders who agree on everything?
A rare consensus mechanism! 😂
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🚨 Crypto Market Update: BTC Holds $78K — Bulls Still in Control? 📈🔥
🚨 Crypto Market Update: BTC Holds $78K — Bulls Still in Control? 📈🔥
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What do you call a Bitcoin that tells jokes? A Stand-Up Miner! 😂⛏️
What do you call a Bitcoin that tells jokes?
A Stand-Up Miner! 😂⛏️
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What’s a whale’s favorite dance move? 🐋💃 The Dump & Pump! 😂📉📈
What’s a whale’s favorite dance move? 🐋💃
The Dump & Pump! 😂📉📈
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🚨 BTC $78K: Bulls Are Fighting Back! 📈🔥
🚨 BTC $78K: Bulls Are Fighting Back! 📈🔥
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Why did the altcoin go to school? To improve its market cap-ability! 😂
Why did the altcoin go to school?
To improve its market cap-ability! 😂
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What do you call a trader who never sleeps? A Candlestick Chart! 😂📈 Because it’s running 24/7.
What do you call a trader who never sleeps?
A Candlestick Chart! 😂📈
Because it’s running 24/7.
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Why did Bitcoin break up with the Dollar? 💔 Bitcoin said: “You just don’t have my value anymore!” 😂
Why did Bitcoin break up with the Dollar? 💔
Bitcoin said:
“You just don’t have my value anymore!” 😂
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I check my portfolio 40 times a day. Not because I expect good news… I just enjoy being disappointed in real time. 😂📉
I check my portfolio 40 times a day.
Not because I expect good news…
I just enjoy being disappointed in real time. 😂📉
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Crypto influencer: “This is not financial advice.” Also the crypto influencer: Gives financial advice for 45 minutes. 😂
Crypto influencer:

“This is not financial advice.”

Also the crypto influencer:

Gives financial advice for 45 minutes. 😂
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Support broke. Resistance broke. My portfolio broke. My spirit broke first. 😭😂 I was just ahead of the trend.
Support broke.
Resistance broke.
My portfolio broke.
My spirit broke first. 😭😂
I was just ahead of the trend.
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🎁 Bear Market Diaries I didn’t lose money in crypto. I donated it generously to whoever was on the other side of my trade. 😂💸 You’re welcome.
🎁 Bear Market Diaries

I didn’t lose money in crypto.
I donated it generously to whoever was on the other side of my trade. 😂💸
You’re welcome.
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🚨 Crypto Mood Today BTC: “I’m going up.” 📈 Me: “Should I buy?” 👀 BTC: “Too late.” 💀😂 Crypto never waits for your entry. #Crypto #Bitcoin #BTC #Ethereum #ETH #Binance #CryptoTrading #CryptoNews
🚨 Crypto Mood Today
BTC: “I’m going up.” 📈
Me: “Should I buy?” 👀
BTC: “Too late.” 💀😂
Crypto never waits for your entry.
#Crypto #Bitcoin #BTC #Ethereum #ETH #Binance #CryptoTrading #CryptoNews
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My portfolio when $BTC moves 0.01% after moving sideways for 3 straight days: 🟢🔴🟢🔴
My portfolio when $BTC moves 0.01% after moving sideways for 3 straight days: 🟢🔴🟢🔴
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