Trump with the wildest take at a rally:

"If you're in doubt about somebody's name from the Middle East, just say Mohammed, you have about a 65% chance. I've done it for years now. I've never been wrong."

Peak Trump energy. Not crypto alpha but the chaos vibes are real. Markets don't care about political correctness—they care about volatility and this man delivers both.

Reminder: Geopolitical noise = tradeable events. Stay liquid.