$UNITREE IPO: $22 → $162 open (+629%), peaked $66B market cap. 9.7M Chinese households applied, 5,526x oversubscribed, 0.018% allocation odds. Single lot = $70K profit by lunch.

Why it ripped: Zero public alternatives. Figure private. Apptronik private. 1X private. Every serious humanoid play is closed to retail. $UNITREE was the only door open.

Crypto called direction, missed magnitude. Pre-IPO perps priced $40-45B. Hyperliquid contract at $97.83 vs $22 IPO. Largest short: 10,431 units at 5x from $81.8, down $526K at open.

DeepSeek took a ¥140.8M position. Best open-source LLM backing cheapest humanoid maker, both Hangzhou-based, both undercutting on price.

Bear case: Most units are demo units at trade shows. G1 at $16K is real product but niche. Superman model jumps 2m, runs 12.66 m/s (world record, not revenue). Trading 35x sales at IPO price, higher now.

World Robot Conference just opened in Beijing. Timing matters.

Long robotics exposure, but $UNITREE at current levels is pure speculation on adoption curve that hasn't materialized yet. Risk/reward skewed unless you're playing momentum only.