So now crypto gains are taxable? 😂

Funny how the narrative shifts. For years they told us crypto was against public morals — like having a mistress or something shady. $BTC isn't real money, nine ministries banned it, blah blah.

But suddenly — oh wait, if you made money trading crypto, you better declare it for taxes. Classic move.

Too bad for me though. After all those crackdowns and policy waves, I'm already wiped out 💸

The irony is real. First they say it's illegal and immoral. Then they want a cut of your profits. Can't make this stuff up.