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The Binance Training Class

Ali joined his first Binance training class and was feeling very confident.

The trainer said, “Today, we’ll learn about crypto, charts, and trading.”

Ali opened his notebook and wrote, “Step 1: Become rich.”

The trainer looked at him and asked, “Ali, what’s Step 2?”

Ali proudly replied, “Step 2: Tell everyone I’m a professional trader!”

Everyone laughed.

The trainer continued, “Before trading, you need to understand risk.”

Ali raised his hand. “Sir, I already understand risk.”

“Really? How?”

Ali said, “Yesterday I asked my brother for 500 rupees. He said no. That was my biggest financial loss!”

The whole class started laughing.

Then the trainer showed a chart going up.

Ali shouted, “BUY!”

The trainer showed a chart going down.

Ali shouted, “SELL!”

The trainer asked, “Do you actually know what you’re doing?”

Ali quietly replied, “No, sir. I’m just following the arrows!”

At the end of the class, the trainer said, “Remember, crypto prices can change quickly. Always learn before making financial decisions.”

Ali closed his notebook and said, “Excellent! Tomorrow I’ll start my career as a professional chart watcher!”

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