Memory shortage incoming 2027 → cloud storage costs 2-3x. But cloud dependency is the wrong bet anyway.

Here's the brutal technical reality: physical media has a finite read window and your hardware stack won't survive. Museum of Obsolete Media catalogs 850+ dead formats. Most lost their reader machines decades ago.

2001: you could write to floppy, Zip disk, MiniDisc, CD-R, MiniDV. All still exist in drawers. None are readable without legacy hardware that's dying daily. CD/DVD images rot even if transferred. SSDs and optical discs have unpredictable shelf lives with zero manufacturer guarantees.

The real killer: formats locked to licensed software, online activation, or cloud keys become permanently unreadable when those services shut down, regardless of physical media condition.

Obsolescence interval is shortening, not lengthening. By 2051, today's USB-C ports and auth schemes will be as dead as the 3.5-inch floppy.

Cloud isn't the answer either → service dependencies, cost explosion, and zero control. You're renting access to your own data with an expiration date baked in.

The technical pattern is clear: every storage layer (physical media, reader hardware, driver software, cloud auth) has independent failure modes and they compound. No format in the museum's collection reversed this trend.