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Elon Musk says he has less than $850 million in cash, 0\.1% of his net worth\.

JUST IN: Steak 'n Shake says its sales have "risen dramatically" since it started accepting Bitcoin payments\.

JUST IN: Elon Musk says Jeffrey Epstein launched a massive campaign to short Tesla $TSLA after being ghosted\.

🚨VITALIK WARNS PREDICTION MARKETS

Vitalik Buterin, an investor in Polymarket, says markets are catering to “dumb opinions.”

He argues they’re over-focused on crypto price bets and sports gambling, chasing dopamine instead of real societal value.

💥BREAKING:

🇺🇸 US job numbers for 2025 revised down by over 1 million, largest annual revision in decades.

JUST IN: 90% chance that Logan Paul’s Pikachu illustrator will go for at-least $9 million at auction, per traders on Kalshi.

YouTuber Logan Paul purchased this NFT for $635,000 in 2021. Today, it's worth $155.

🇳🇱 DUTCH LAWMAKERS APPROVE 36% TAX ON UNREALIZED GAINS.

NORWAY DID THE SAME AND EXPECTED $146 MILLION IN ADDITIONAL REVENUE.

INSTEAD, THEY LOST $448 MILLION IN YEARLY REVENUE.
IT SEEMS LIKE THE NETHERLANDS IS ABOUT TO LEARN A HARD LESSON.

🚨 BREAKING

Satoshi Whale Just Bought 7,000 $BTC Worth $470 Million.

He Became Active For The First Time Since 2012 And Reentered Bitcoin With A Massive Position.

Strong Signal That A Potential Market Bottom Could Be Forming 👀
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🚨S. KOREAN POLICE LOSE $1.5M IN SEIZED BITCOIN

Seoul’s Gangnam Police reportedly lost 22 BTC ($1.5M) seized in a 2021 case.

Funds were moved from a USB cold wallet even though the device was never stolen and the breach went unnoticed for years after the case was suspended.

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YouTuber Logan Paul purchased this NFT for $635,000 in 2021\.

Today, it's worth $155\.

JUST IN: Michael Saylor's 'Strategy' says it can "withstand a drawdown in Bitcoin's price to $8K and still have sufficient assets to fully cover its debt\."

JUST IN: Brian Armstrong says Coinbase data shows an increase in retail users buying the Bitcoin & ETH dip\.

FUN FACT: 🇺🇸 The US Government is collecting donations to help pay off its $38 trillion debt\.

JUST IN: Binance founder CZ says lack of privacy is the missing link to crypto payment adoption\.

JUST IN: Michael Saylor hints at buying more Bitcoin\.

"99>98\."

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we can see a sharp drop in sui price and if btc return to 60k area to gather liquidity for big move then sui will also fall. Do I still look like idiot to you🤫

🇺🇸 President Trump says the U.S. will explore new ways to acquire more Bitcoin for the strategic reserve.

💥BREAKING:

🇺🇸 U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio says the U.S. is unsure if Russia is serious about ending the war in Ukraine.

DOGE IS PUMPING HARD 🚀
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