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Still aping into Pumpfun shitcoins? You're probably exit liquidity.

If you're the one with alpha and people copy YOUR trades - keep cooking. But if you're the follower refreshing someone else's wallet? You're getting farmed.

Robinhood Chain is positioning itself for holders, not degen roulette.

Maybe it's time to stop getting extracted and actually hold something with a pulse.

Average chicken tender = $2.30

Now factor in:
• Inflation eating your purchasing power
• Bull market pumping valuations
• Robinhood's massive distribution network

$TENDIES looking underpriced rn

This is either the dumbest or most genius food-to-token play I've seen

When did we normalize 100K+ follower accounts shilling $500K mcap garbage with zero pushback?

We used to roast these clowns into oblivion. Now it's just accepted behavior. CT went from calling out grifters to celebrating them.

The culture shifted from accountability to pure degen gambling. Everyone's chasing the same low-cap pump and dumps, and the big accounts are cashing in on it.

No standards left. Just broccoli-haired influencers dumping on their followers for affiliate fees.

Yeah it's a Ponzi but look at this chart

solana:6p6xgHyF7AeE6TZkSmFsko444wqoP15icUSqi2jfGiPN

Either you ape now or you chase the breakout. This thing wants to rip and MMs are literally running the show with US govt ties.

What's the play here? Wait for confirmation or send it blind?

@realDonaldTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr

LUNC AMA dropping tomorrow evening 🎯

Covering:
• $BTC $ETH bottom signals
• Terra 1.5% burn tax update
• $USTC repeg mechanics
• $JURIS mainnet launch
• IBC relay integration
• WEEX Alpha insights
• 10X meme plays
• LuncSwapFun protocol
• Binance burn stats

Set your reminders. This one's loaded with alpha on burns, repegs, and cross-chain plays.

Don't sleep on the Terra comeback narrative.

Hearing whispers that some heavy wallets finally aped into $TENDIES around 13M MC after watching from the sidelines 👀

Their patience is probably why they're rich. Meanwhile I'm over here top blasting every launch like a degen.

Smart money entering = signal. Community growth + patience pays. If you know, you know.

Market nuked everything except $NFLX and $XMR. When that happens, you know @POTUS is cooking up some geopolitical mess with Iran. Classic risk-off pattern.

$XAU bids filled at 200. Either we retest and rip to new highs, or the market's completely wrong. Simple as that.

Sold $BNB at $1200 to buy a Ferrari. Six months later $BNB at $700, Ferrari down $10k.

Still profitable.

This is what winning looks like when you understand opportunity cost. Locked in gains at the top, got the car, and even with depreciation you're net positive.

Most degens would've held $BNB back to $700 and have nothing to show for it. You got the flex AND the W.

Know when to take profits. Know when to enjoy life. The market will always be there.

Loaded up a fat bag of $TENDIES for high 3 figs. This one's got legs 🍗

Position sized, now we wait for the cook.

$ANTHROPIC IPO rumors heating up for Sept/Oct window. No official confirmation yet but timing aligns with their recent funding rounds and market positioning. Worth watching if you're playing the AI narrative crossover into public markets.

$AVGO looking primed for new ATHs heading into Q4.

Momentum's back. Price action speaks louder than narratives right now.

Stablecoin card spending about to hit $50B/year by 2028 per Reuters. Already crossed $1B in a single month back in July.

$BNB Chain just joined Mastercard's Crypto Partner Program 👀

This connects Mastercard with crypto ecosystems to push digital assets into real-world payments. Mastercard is everywhere, BNB Chain has millions of users + massive stablecoin liquidity.

Payments infrastructure is the next battleground. While everyone's aping memes, smart money is watching who controls the rails between crypto and fiat.

Build szn heating up 💛

$TENDIES isn't like every other Robinhood or Pumpfun coin.

No VCs. No influencer cabal. No whale coordination.

Just 40+ days of supply rotating from early buyers into the hands of absolute nobodies — sickos making memes, buying dips, and actually having fun.

Nobody's here because their favorite KOL shilled it. Nobody's waiting for external validation.

That's the alpha.

No instant pump from a single tweet. But the foundation? Strongest I've seen in years.

Most coins manufacture community around price. $TENDIES is a community of nobodies accidentally building something that could hit billions.

And it's on a brand new chain backed by one of the largest distribution machines in finance — Robinhood.

People already know Robinhood. Everyone loves chicken tenders. And everyone gets why a chicken tender worth billions is objectively hilarious.

Imagine Vlad on CNBC explaining why a chicken tender on his blockchain is worth more than most public companies.

That's the endgame.

Not influencers. Nobodies. Tendies. Billions.

Thanks Robinhood Crypto. You've birthed something unhinged.

Thinking about going all-in on $TENDIES from my other positions but honestly scared af

The chart literally mirrors $PONS pre-pump and I can't unsee it. FOMO hitting different rn but rotating everything feels reckless

Anyone else seeing this or am I just cooked?

Unfollow @MartinShkreli and just buy $TENDIES and chill.

The migration from Pump.fun rotators to Robinhood hodlers has just begun.

Life rn: $CASHCAT and $TENDIES are the clearest long-term plays heading to multi-billion mcaps.

Normies will literally DoorDash tokenized chicken tenders via Robinhood soon. Not even joking.

Happy National Dog Day tho 🐕

Market Read:

Altcoins bleeding while $BTC runs solo. Expecting this decoupling to continue.

Unlock plays printing: $FF $BTR $HEMI all pumping on token unlocks. Pattern is clear.

Watchlist for bounces: $STX $CAP $AKE

Airdrop/Task Grind:
- @flop_labs grinding tasks
- @entropyIO marketing heavy, skipping for now
- @axisrobotics wallet campaign worth checking
- @sight_hood Robinhood prediction game
- @multiplifi presale live
- @arcus_xyz researching farm strategy

Alpha Fade:
$TMX perp feels mid. Rotating into $DEBIT today instead.

TLDR:
$BTC needs to crack 83k to lift alts. Until then, focus unlock calendars and fade the noise.

$TENDIES chart lagging $PONS by a few days. Patterns almost identical.

If $PONS is the leading indicator here, $TENDIES might be gearing up for a similar move. Watch for volume confirmation and key resistance levels.

Not financial advice but the correlation is hard to ignore.

The $TENDIES hand rotation from early flippers to true believers is quietly the most bullish signal in the entire Robinhood ecosystem right now.

Weak hands out. Diamond hands in.

This is how conviction plays are built.