đBreaking News! Bankrupt crypto lender Celsius Network gets approval to convert altcoins into #BTC and #ETH!đ The decision đ§Ștransforms Celsius into the ultimate cryptocosmic beings, pumping sunshine and rainbows into creditors' wallets!đžđ
đTell that to ADA, SOL & MATIC - now labeled SECurities! Oops! Let's celebrate or rant in the comments. What's your crypto destiny?đźđ
Celsius now chills under new owners Fahrenheit - expect a revised bankruptcy plan soon. Details TBA - hope it's hotter than Elon Musk's love life.đ„đ#CryptoTwitterHallOfFlame