cryptocoping

“Your bag isn’t ‘undervalued.’

It’s just unwanted.

Stop coping. 😂🔥”

#CryptoCoping #BrutalTruth #SaylorBTCPurchase #xrpetf #TariffPause
$BTC $ETH $XRP

💔 لما السوق 🚀 يطير بدونك،
وإنت جالس تكتب 🧘‍♂️ تغريدة فلسفية بدل ما تضغط "شراء وتدفي محفظتك👛" 😂$BTC $ETH $XRP
#CryptoCoping 🫠 #Binance 📈 #Bitcoin ₿

If you’re scared of losing $50…

But willing to throw $500 on a coin because “vibes”

You’re not managing risk.

You’re manifesting therapy bills.

$RWA
#DegenerateMath #CryptoCoping #K0B7

😂🔥 “$AR Traders: Perma-Storage, Perma-Pain” 🪦📦
— The eternal struggle of diamond hands and dead chats —

📌 TL;DR for the new folks:
You didn’t buy $AR —
You bought a time capsule of pain, sealed with hopium and backed by an ancient YouTube prophecy.

Legend says…
They're still waiting for that "enterprise adoption wave"…
Just like their seed phrase — lost… somewhere… permanently. 😭

#ARweave #CryptoCoping #Web3Woes #PermaStoragePermaPain #HODLhallucinations