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Okay, serious question: if an AI agent makes a transaction, who pays the gas fee?

This is not a philosophical stoner question. This is actually happening. We now have autonomous AI agents that can trade tokens, manage portfolios, and execute DeFi strategies. But until very recently, these digital gremlins had no reliable way to pay for themselves without a human babysitter holding their hand and clicking "approve."

Enter Vanar, stage left, wearing a tinfoil hat that actually works.

The Plena Situation: Noah AI and the Account Abstraction Arc

Vanar recently partnered with Plena Finance, which has this thing called Noah AI—a developer assistant that lives inside an account abstraction wallet . I need to break this down because it's simultaneously boring and revolutionary.

Account abstraction is crypto-speak for "wallets that don't suck." Normally, to do anything on-chain, you need native tokens for gas, you need to sign every single transaction, and you need to understand what a nonce is (nobody does). Account abstraction lets wallets be smarter: sponsored transactions, batched operations, social recovery, all that jazz .

Now add Noah AI. This little guy helps developers build Web3 apps faster by automating the boring parts. And Vanar is giving its Kickstart projects 20% off Plena subscriptions and early access to Noah .

So Vanar is essentially paying for AI agents to help humans build more AI agents. We've reached peak recursion.

The Biometric Twist: Proving You're Human to Machines That Aren't

Here's where it gets really weird. Vanar also integrated Humanode's Biomapper SDK, which lets apps verify you're a unique human using biometrics—without ever storing your actual face data .

Why does this matter? Because when AI agents start interacting with each other, they need to know who's human and who's not. A Sybil attack (one human pretending to be 10,000 bots) breaks agent economies. If an AI is supposed to reward unique humans for contributions, it needs to verify those humans are real and distinct.

So Vanar built privacy-preserving biometric verification into the chain. You scan your face (privately, zero-knowledge proofs, don't freak out), the chain says "yep, that's a person," and now AI agents can confidently interact with you without being catfished by a Python script in someone's basement .

The Irony Is Delicious

Let me get this straight: humans use biometrics to prove they're real to AI agents, so those AI agents can spend $VANRY tokens from their account abstraction wallets to execute automated DeFi strategies.

We have officially created a economy where machines verify our humanity so they can transact with each other on our behalf.

This is either the coolest future ever or the plot of a Black Mirror episode nobody greenlit because it was "too unrealistic."

Axon and Flows: The Automation Overlords Await

Coming soon: Axon and Flows . Axon is supposed to let AI agents execute complex, multi-step workflows autonomously. Flows is for building "if-this-then-that" logic directly on-chain .

Translation: the agents are getting limbs. They can not only think and pay; they can do. Vanar is building a robot skeleton for digital ghosts.

What This Means for Regular Humans

If you're not a developer or a degenerate DeFi farmer, why should you care?

Because the future of Web3 isn't you clicking buttons. It's you saying "hey agent, rebalance my portfolio and don't let me lose money on memecoins again," and the agent just... doing it. Vanar is building the rails for that future: cheap fixed fees ($0.0005 per tx) so agents can transact thousands of times without bankrupting you, semantic memory so agents remember context between sessions, and biometric verification so agents know you're actually you .

Closing Thought:

MyNeutron already lets you compress files into on-chain Seeds. Kayon lets you reason over that data. Axon and Flows will let agents act on those conclusions. Plena gives them wallets. Humanode gives them identity verification.

Vanar is literally giving AI agents pockets, memories, brains, and now hands. Somebody please check on the Singularity folks; I think they're hyperventilating.

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