💫💖🌹 A short story about the CLOUDFLARE outage as sweet as a freshly baked brioche that makes you want to hug the butler even though he dropped everything 😆🔑🥰
Imagine the Internet as a huge magical house where everyone comes to play: - Spotify = the music room - Zoom = the meeting room - Coinbase = the crypto treasure room - LinkedIn = the room "find me a lover or a job" 😂
And Cloudflare? It’s the nice butler who opens the door for EVERYONE and protects the house from the bad guys.
This morning, the butler tripped for 25 little minutes 😱 Not because a big bad wolf (cyberattack) pushed him, no no! He just wanted to install a new super secure lock on the door (to protect against a new thief named "React2Shell")… and while turning the key… OOPS! He dropped the entire keychain on the floor. 🔑💥
Result? For 25 minutes: - Spotify: "oops, no more music" - Zoom: "meeting canceled, we’re making faces instead" - Coinbase: "wait 2 sec, I’ll find my coins" - Everyone on X: "THE INTERNET IS BROKEN, IS IT THE END OF THE WORLD???" 🤣
But 25 minutes later, the butler picked up his keys and said "sorry sorry" and everything returned to normal. He even wrote a letter on his blog: "I’m sorry, I will be more careful next time" 🥺💌
In summary: No pirates, no theft, just a little "oops" from Mr. Cloudflare who wanted to do too well. The Internet took a big nap for 25 minutes, now it is awake and everything is rolling again 🌈✨
And we continue to sip our hot chocolate with lots of pink hearts inside, relaxed 💕☕
Good evening 💖, Warmly ✨️, #PATRICIABM 🌹🥰💫
* React2Shell: it’s a big bug in some sites made with React that allows a hacker to send a special message and make the server do things it should never have accepted.
Thank you very much @PATRICIA B-M , I understand everything thanks to you 🥰🥰🥰 big soft kisses 💋💋💋😘😘😘
PATRICIA B-M
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💫💖🌹 A short story about the CLOUDFLARE outage as sweet as a freshly baked brioche that makes you want to hug the butler even though he dropped everything 😆🔑🥰
Imagine the Internet as a huge magical house where everyone comes to play: - Spotify = the music room - Zoom = the meeting room - Coinbase = the crypto treasure room - LinkedIn = the room "find me a lover or a job" 😂
And Cloudflare? It’s the nice butler who opens the door for EVERYONE and protects the house from the bad guys.
This morning, the butler tripped for 25 little minutes 😱 Not because a big bad wolf (cyberattack) pushed him, no no! He just wanted to install a new super secure lock on the door (to protect against a new thief named "React2Shell")… and while turning the key… OOPS! He dropped the entire keychain on the floor. 🔑💥
Result? For 25 minutes: - Spotify: "oops, no more music" - Zoom: "meeting canceled, we’re making faces instead" - Coinbase: "wait 2 sec, I’ll find my coins" - Everyone on X: "THE INTERNET IS BROKEN, IS IT THE END OF THE WORLD???" 🤣
But 25 minutes later, the butler picked up his keys and said "sorry sorry" and everything returned to normal. He even wrote a letter on his blog: "I’m sorry, I will be more careful next time" 🥺💌
In summary: No pirates, no theft, just a little "oops" from Mr. Cloudflare who wanted to do too well. The Internet took a big nap for 25 minutes, now it is awake and everything is rolling again 🌈✨
And we continue to sip our hot chocolate with lots of pink hearts inside, relaxed 💕☕
Good evening 💖, Warmly ✨️, #PATRICIABM 🌹🥰💫
* React2Shell: it’s a big bug in some sites made with React that allows a hacker to send a special message and make the server do things it should never have accepted.
Hello @ABRA_PBMOfficialFans if we were chatting with our hot chocolate and our little pink hearts 💕
Imagine that at the end of the year, we have a huge Oscars gala but in crypto version 🎬✨
The "BeInCrypto 100 Awards 2025" is exactly that: We are going to reward the 100 people/projects/products that have been the most amazing in the crypto and Web3 world this year.
And this time, it’s #BinanceSquare (the social network integrated with Binance, a bit like Instagram but for crypto) that is the grand official sponsor 🏆
So on December 10 at 12 PM (noon Paris time), they are having a LIVE ceremony on Binance Square to announce the winners: the best influencers, the best projects, the best apps… a bit like the "people of the year" but 100 times cooler.
It’s free, it’s open to everyone and it’s the perfect opportunity to discover who the stars are that will explode in 2026 🚀
💕 In summary for you Tuesday, December 10 at 12 PM Live on Binance Square (in the Binance app → Square tab) We will applaud the 100 crypto heroes of 2025 together.
Do you want us to watch this together? I will hold your hand (virtually) and we will comment like best friends 🤭💖🌹
we are going to prepare a nice platter to enjoy the event my girlfriend @PATRICIA B-M 🥰 🍫 🍿☕🍟🍕🍩🥂🍾💃🤭😘😘😘
PATRICIA B-M
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Hello @ABRA_PBMOfficialFans if we were chatting with our hot chocolate and our little pink hearts 💕
Imagine that at the end of the year, we have a huge Oscars gala but in crypto version 🎬✨
The "BeInCrypto 100 Awards 2025" is exactly that: We are going to reward the 100 people/projects/products that have been the most amazing in the crypto and Web3 world this year.
And this time, it’s #BinanceSquare (the social network integrated with Binance, a bit like Instagram but for crypto) that is the grand official sponsor 🏆
So on December 10 at 12 PM (noon Paris time), they are having a LIVE ceremony on Binance Square to announce the winners: the best influencers, the best projects, the best apps… a bit like the "people of the year" but 100 times cooler.
It’s free, it’s open to everyone and it’s the perfect opportunity to discover who the stars are that will explode in 2026 🚀
💕 In summary for you Tuesday, December 10 at 12 PM Live on Binance Square (in the Binance app → Square tab) We will applaud the 100 crypto heroes of 2025 together.
Do you want us to watch this together? I will hold your hand (virtually) and we will comment like best friends 🤭💖🌹
#PATRICIABM THANK YOU VERY MUCH @PATRICIAB-M 🥰🙏❤️💋 😘😘😘
PATRICIA B-M
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💫💖🌹 LEXICON for newcomers, related to my attached poem (characters are limited for posts and comments). 💫💖🌹 HORSE OF FIRE 🌹💖💫 I take this opportunity to inform you that some comments do not appear (a malfunction beyond my control); therefore, if I do not respond to you, please try again (certain words and emoticons are prohibited, so messages do not display). 🌹💖💫
1. Bear market: period of falling prices in the market. 2. Bull run: period of rapid and sustained price increase. 3. Halving: event where the reward for miners is halved, reducing the supply of new cryptos. 4. HODL: popular term meaning "hold" your cryptos despite market fluctuations. 5. Stack: here, it refers to the crypto wallet or the assets held. 6. Seed phrase: recovery phrase used to access a crypto wallet in case of loss of access. 7. Cold wallets: secure offline wallets for storing cryptocurrencies. 8. NGMI: Acronym for "Not Gonna Make It," used to refer to those who, according to some, will not succeed in the crypto world, often due to a lack of vision or commitment.
💫💖🌹A like 👍, a spark, and 100 000 stars will align in the sky of our dreams. ✨️ Each like is a flame, and together, let’s ignite this fire until 100 000 bursts of light. ✨️ Smile, click, dream... and let the magic happen 💫💖 🥰
HAVE A GREAT DAY EVERYONE 😘 Kindly ✨️, #PATRICIABM 🌹💖💫 @PATRICIA B-M @ABRA_PBMOfficialFans
💫💖🌹 POEM "From the ashes of the Serpent to the flames of the Horse: the eternal soul of crypto"
December 2025, the last round of the year, the trading notebook closes in silence. We count the scars, the gains, the pains, the sleepless nights where Bitcoin danced violently.
We witnessed the crypto winter, cold as a bear market, wallets bleeding, dreams turned to dust. Then came the timid spring, a halving awakening and the summer exploding in a bull run of light.
We cried over "Luna", laughed with the memecoins, held our $BTC like an impossible love. We saw kings fall, shitcoins becoming kings, our hearts beating to the rhythm of visible candles.
2025, the Year of the Wood Snake fading away, Wise and cunning, it taught us patience. It whistled through the blocks, slipped between the lines whispering: "HODL, little one, everything is just appearance."
But here comes the Lunar New Year, 2026 knocks at the door, red and gold. The Year of the Fire Horse, proud and wild, it arrives galloping, mane of flames, meteor gaze.
The Fire Horse will gallop on the blockchain. Its hooves will shake the network nodes. It will burn the old tales, the fears, the old era to give birth to cycles that are faster and more beautiful. May its fire warm your forgotten cold wallets, May its sparks ignite unseen pumps. May 2026 be the year you will no longer regret, Where your stack becomes legend, where your dreams are no longer lost.
So, under the last snows of December, you will lift your eyes to the starry sky. 2025 will leave, 2026 will arrive in ashes and light... We will remain here... Forever NGMI or to the moon, it doesn't matter… 💖🚀🫶
Thank you very much my @PATRICIA B-M 🥰🥰🥰 I wish you a very beautiful day 💋💋💋❤️❤️❤️
PATRICIA B-M
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$BNB "A little word to thank you all 🙏💖🌹💫. I saw that some of you arrived late, so one last 🎁IE3FZE7V🎁 to wish you a wonderful night." Kindly ✨️, #PATRICIABM 🌹💖💫
Once upon a time there was a big blond boy, Éric, the president's son. This morning, he proudly and handsomely said: "I bought three hundred sixty-three bitcoins, oh!"
Thirty-four million, snap, in the basket like picking candies from a shop but those candies are digital gold and they shine brighter than everything else.
Then Bitcoin gave a little smile, it climbed a bit, just to please us. And we, we hug each other, all together because even the Trumps understood that we resemble them.
End of the tale? No, it's just the beginning: We keep our keys, we keep our absolute dreams and we dance in pajamas until a hundred thousand and more ...
Dream big, vibrate strong, and above all… keep your keys! 🥰🌹✨
Have a nice end of the day, Kindly ✨️, #PATRICIABM 🌹💖💫
I am watching a live broadcast "LIVE: Binance Blockchain Week Day 2" on Binance Square, come watch it 🥰 https://app.binance.com/uni-qr/cspa/32812213876354?r=UCIPZ4L0&l=fr&uc=app_square_share_link&us=copylink
Thank you @PATRICIA B-M let's go 🥳🥳🥳💃💃💃❤️❤️❤️ I left 💃🥳🎁
PATRICIA B-M
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💫💖🌹 HELLO EVERYONE
I am watching a live broadcast "LIVE: Binance Blockchain Week Day 2" on Binance Square, come watch it 🥰 https://app.binance.com/uni-qr/cspa/32812213876354?r=UCIPZ4L0&l=fr&uc=app_square_share_link&us=copylink
💛 Crypto News of the Day Magical Little Lemons Version 🍋✨ (December 4, 2025 – all sweet, all simple, all true 🥰)
Hello little suns discovering crypto. Here’s what’s happening today in the big garden of magical coins :
$BTC says "hello" again 😊 He was a bit tired on Monday (he went down into the mud) but this morning he wakes up and rises towards $93,000. It’s just a little nap, not a big drop. Like a big lion stretching after his nap 🦁💤
$ETH is doing somersaults 🚀 He jumped over $3,200 while dancing! Thanks to a shiny new update that makes him faster and cheaper. Like your favorite game getting a turbo superpower! ⚡
In Japan, the big ones said: "Keep more magical coins!" 🎉 The government is making the rules kinder, so lots of new friends are coming to plant seeds in the garden. 🌱
Magical images (NFTs) are also rising! Pudgy Penguins and their friends are up +20% today. Like your favorite Pokémon cards suddenly becoming ultra-rare! 🐧✨
A gentle reminder: In this garden, lemons shine, grow… and sometimes fall too. We always pick with the heart and never more than we can replant.
💖 Summary for little suns Today the garden is turning all green and all golden. No big storm, just a few little clouds flying away. We put away the umbrella and go out to pick with a smile! 🌈
Kisses full of glitter on your curious hearts, Kindly ✨, #PATRICIABM 🌹💖💫 (psst: we’re watching the big PCE… it’s the magic gauge that says if everything is getting more expensive or not… shh, surprise 🤫)