🤡 The Regulation Circus: Thunderous Priorities 🌩️
1. "I'm Gonna Confiscate Crypto to Buy Handcuffs" 👮♂️💸
The big takeaway from Law No. 15,358 is genius: the government can't control crime on the streets, but swears it will "hunt" down Bitcoin from criminals to fund the police. 🕵️♂️
Reality: While they try to track your wallet, the cell signal on-chain is still better than at your home. 📶🙄
2. "Digital Sovereignty" or Fear of Losing Control? 🇧🇷🤨
Lula talks about avoiding "digital neocolonialism". Translation: "I can't stand seeing you profiting in dollars and BTC without me getting my slice". 🍰