Ah 😧… Has CZ gone crazy?

$BNB just launched a “Children’s Version of BNB” targeting kids aged 6–17, pushing the idea that crypto investing should start early…

This is INSANE‼️

But hold on… something feels off 🤨.

Actually, nine times out of ten, something is definitely off.

Could it be that my guess was right?

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🧩 The Puzzle Pieces

Ever since Justin Sun tried shorting Trump’s $WLFI, then Trump froze his wallet, the project has basically had no real operator.

Then Trump pardoned CZ, and CZ publicly said he wants to help make the U.S. a crypto superpower.

So I wondered:

👉 Is Trump preparing to let CZ take over WLFI’s mess?

Because WLFI is obviously Trump’s personal money-making machine.

If WLFI doesn’t pump, how does “The Don” make money?

CZ is the king of market-making, pumping, and narrative-driving.

If anyone can take WLFI to the moon, it’s him.

Imagine:

WLFI smashes through 20U, punches $BNB, kicks $ETH

ETH

3,170.07

-0.97%

…

All backed by Trump + CZ.

Totally possible.

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🧒 Why connect Trump’s children plan with CZ’s “kids BNB”?

Very simple.

Trump just launched the “Trump Account Plan”:

➡️ Every child gets $1,000 as seed capital.

➡️ Parents, employers, and donors can also add funds.

Right now, the balance has already reached $1,250 per kid.

And what happens?

Right at the same time, CZ releases a children’s crypto version of BNB.

This is clearly aligning with Trump’s plan to create 'little capitalists.'

How can CZ claim he’s not connected to Trump? 😂

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📈 What does this mean?

If this theory is right:

WLFI = can lay out

BNB = can lay out

ONDO (pegged to U.S. bonds) = also can lay out

Because if the U.S. economy pumps, ONDO pumps.

This is a REAL conspiracy chain.

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🇺🇸 Meanwhile… these American kids:

Starting capital = $1250 U

That’s more than 90% of Chinese retail traders, I swear 😂

A whole group of grown adults fights over 10U,

while American kids start their financial life with 1250U.

The disconnect is CRAZY 🤣🤣🤣