🚨 BREAKING: The U.S. just rugged the penny.

Banks: ā€œWe’re launching a stablecoin!ā€

Also banks: ā€œBut don’t worry — it’s totally not a CBDC.ā€

Me: unplugs Ledger and moves to the woods

They’re not innovating.

They’re just trying to be Binance with worse UX and more paperwork.

šŸ“‰ If you think this is bullish, you might already be KYC’d.

šŸ’¬ Comment ā€œRIP šŸŖ™ā€ for the fallen penny.

šŸ” Repost if your bags are safer than the banking system.

šŸ“„ Follow for spicy takes and on-chain chaos.

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