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Continuing the string of "loss of sovereignty" days becoming increasingly serious, after a 60-second restaking ultimatum from Grab to my wife’s wallet, I decided to make a risky move: automate the process using an AI Agent powered by scraps of rice! 🤖
In my head, NewtonProtocol was born to design Guardrails (security barriers) for financially self-governing AI Agents that operate safely. So I also configured my own "defense system." The moment any Grab ride goes violent, I immediately use an automatic transfer function—but with an added hidden code snippet: extracting 5% of the gas fee (the customer’s tip money) into an anonymous "Liquidity Pool" (the old jacket pocket).

Before I could restore the state, she glared at me sharply, like a razor:
"Family audit officers do not tolerate delays! From now on, all block rewards from riding Grab must be directly restaked into the wife’s wallet within 60 seconds after the trip ends. Any order that’s overdue—I’ll activate the Slashing mechanism, and cut off your lunch allotment too!"
Well done! You guys see what the range of #NewtonProtocol chuưa? They designed security guardrails for such a reputable AI Agent—allowing it to operate freely, but absolutely not to cross safety limits.

I dragged my lifeless body on an antique bicycle older than I am, my legs numb and sore as if I couldn’t even lift them after 10 rides through the night.
Just wheeling the bike into the yard, I was thrilled thinking that “Supreme Node” at home had finally fallen into a deep sleep—turns out “The Lion” was still sitting there proudly, tapping out a rhythm on the desk like a Bitcoin miner hashing at full power.
She didn’t even spare me a glance, coldly pursing her lips:
"So is the cycling hash rate of yours weaker today? After running 8 hours, your wallet only jumped by a few measly coins. Are you secretly configuring an 'Off-chain Delay' feature (delaying payment) with the bank to set up a black fund, huh? Don’t drag network congestion into this as a scapegoat!".