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🔥📣 BREAKING NEWS: FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, SATOSHI NAKAMOTO, THE CREATOR OF #BITCOIN, APPEARS PUBLICLY WITH A BOMBSHELL MESSAGE 📣🔥
Yes, you read that right… In a massive shock to the entire #crypto market, the legendary and mysterious figure of Satoshi Nakamoto has finally revealed himself to the public with the following message: 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
🔸️👉🏻 “Taking into account the massive demand coming from spot #Bitcoin #ETFs, and given the limited supply of only 21 million #Bitcoins available, our development team has decided to increase the total supply from 21 million to one billion Bitcoins, effective January 1, 2026, in order to fully meet the enormous current demand.
Obviously, this massive release of new tokens will result in a drastic drop in the price of #Bitcoin.
Our expectation is that the price will return to around $5,000 USD 💵.
At the same time, we are giving everyone who has been patiently waiting for years to buy #Bitcoin at those levels… the golden opportunity they have been dreaming of for so long.”
🔸️👉🏻 And finally, Satoshi Nakamoto would like to wish everyone:
Happy April Fools’ Day! 🤣🤣🤣
(December 28, 2025… or should we say… Innocents’ Day strikes again! 😏)
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