ethdance

😂 Couldn't sleep… so I stared at the market like a man possessed.
$ETH doing its little dance 💃💸
$BTC riding the rollercoaster 🎢😱
And $BinanceLife … bro, this is straight-up a comedy show 🤣🤣
Thoughts running through my head at 3 AM:
💭 “Did I invest in crypto, or did crypto invest in me?” 🤡
💭 “One minute I’m up millions, next minute… just memories!” 💀💔
People say: “Crypto is an investment.”
I say: “Crypto is a movie, and I’m stuck watching the never-ending trailer 🎬😂”
If you’re awake laughing at this madness too, hit ❤️, share it, and join the late-night chaos!
#CryptoComedy #ETHDance #BTCInsomnia #BinanceLife #LateNightLaughs