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BREAKING: Michael Saylor Is Secretly Dumping Bitcoin and Here's Why You're Too Dumb to See It
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Michael Saylor hasn't sold a single bitcoin. Which is exactly what someone who's selling bitcoin would say.

Think about it. The man tweets laser eyes every morning like a psychological operation, while quietly — methodically — preparing the greatest exit liquidity event in financial history. You. Are. The exit liquidity.

MicroStrategy didn't buy bitcoin. They bought a narrative. And every time you retweet Saylor's little aphorisms about "digital energy" and "economic immortality," you're doing free marketing for a man who owns three yachts.
Where do you think yacht money comes from? Not from hodling.
The math is simple: MicroStrategy has $40 billion in $BTC on paper. Saylor's personal stake is a fraction of that. He's an employee. Employees get paid. Getting paid means selling. Therefore Saylor is selling. Checkmate, laser-eyes.

And before you type your little rebuttal — yes, I know about the SEC disclosures. That's what they WANT you to look at.
Bitcoin will hit $12,000 by March and Saylor will be on a beach in the Maldives laughing at everyone who called him a visionary. The man literally said he will never sell. History's greatest liars also said things.

I sold all of my BTC!

Coincidence?
Wake up. Or don't. He's counting on you not to.