🔴 LIVE Market Carnage

$BTC $75k | $ETH $2.2k | ETH-BTC 0.029

Jim Cramer says market will "boom" — you know what that means 💀

US equities getting destroyed post-Dem win. Nasdaq breached 200-day MA, -12% from ATH = correction territory

Fed rate hike odds collapsed 80% → 65% for next meeting. Macro getting shaky

Trump Media moved 4,250 $BTC ($343M) to Crypto.com. Looks like a jeet setup, watch your bags

Samsung Wallet just onboarded 82M Galaxy users to $USDC trading in the US. Normie adoption heating up

Paraguay President resigned after major bank collapse wiped savings for half the country. Fiat system broken as always

Amundi (Europe's largest asset manager) launched tokenized equity fund on Ethereum. TradFi migration continues

Senate Dems launching JPMorgan investigation over Epstein ties. JPM -3% instantly. Banks stay dirty