6:59 AM. You open the app and see $SHIB and $BTTC both at $1 😳
You rub your eyes. Twice 👀
You text your mom. Then your ex. Then the guy who said crypto was a scam 😂
You quit your job in the group chat, order a Lambo and rename your dog "Millionaire" 🚀
Then the alarm rings. 7:00 AM.
It was a dream. The charts are still red and the rent is still due 💀
The only thing that hit $1 today was my imagination 😭