😂🔥 When Your Girlfriend Asks You to Explain the Market! 📉🤣

Yesterday, my girlfriend asked me:

👩 Girlfriend: Baby, if you're such a good trader, tell me when the market will pump! 🚀

👨 Me: Very soon, baby! Just be patient. 😎

👩 Girlfriend: You said the same thing last week! 😒

👨 Me: Crypto takes time, baby! 😂

👩 Girlfriend: Okay, then why has your own portfolio been red for the last month? 😭🤣

👨 Me: That's different, baby! I'm providing liquidity to the market! 💀😂

👩 Girlfriend: So you're not a trader… you're a charity organization for the market? 🤣🤣

💔 TRADERS, BE HONEST!

Have you ever given someone a confident trading signal while your own portfolio was begging you for help? 😂📉
$DOOD