Alright y'all listen to my Binance story lmao:
I came into the market with $300 thinking I'm Wall Street. Glasses on, talking like I know English and shit.
I open Binance, chart going green and red like kindergarten kids fighting with crayons. I'm like "I'm the smart one here."
I bought a coin I can't even pronounce. They said "it's going to the moon!" I believed them. I was like "let's go to the moon then!"
5 minutes later, coin drops 90%. I'm like "nah this is just a correction, it's testing my patience."
10 minutes later that $300 turned into $30. I'm staring at my phone like Dave Chappelle: "I trusted you!"
I closed the app and opened it 40 times a minute like Binance was just pranking me.
Now I'm begging for WiFi just to check what my last $3 is doing.
Conclusion: Binance ain't a market, it's a Dave Chappelle show, and YOU the joke.
#Binance #rekt
I came into the market with $300 thinking I'm Wall Street. Glasses on, talking like I know English and shit.
I open Binance, chart going green and red like kindergarten kids fighting with crayons. I'm like "I'm the smart one here."
I bought a coin I can't even pronounce. They said "it's going to the moon!" I believed them. I was like "let's go to the moon then!"
5 minutes later, coin drops 90%. I'm like "nah this is just a correction, it's testing my patience."
10 minutes later that $300 turned into $30. I'm staring at my phone like Dave Chappelle: "I trusted you!"
I closed the app and opened it 40 times a minute like Binance was just pranking me.
Now I'm begging for WiFi just to check what my last $3 is doing.
Conclusion: Binance ain't a market, it's a Dave Chappelle show, and YOU the joke.
#Binance #rekt