Crypto market today:
Bitcoin: “I’m going to the moon 🚀”
Short sellers: “Yeah… we’re going somewhere too.” 💀
Ethereum: “Should I follow?”
Solana: “Already on the way. 🏃♂️”
Retail traders: “Is this the bull run?”
Crypto market: “Bro, I just moved 5%. Relax.” 😂
At this point, crypto isn’t an investment.
It’s a daily emotional workout. 🤣
#BTC
#jokes
#ETH
#solana
Bitcoin: “I’m going to the moon 🚀”
Short sellers: “Yeah… we’re going somewhere too.” 💀
Ethereum: “Should I follow?”
Solana: “Already on the way. 🏃♂️”
Retail traders: “Is this the bull run?”
Crypto market: “Bro, I just moved 5%. Relax.” 😂
At this point, crypto isn’t an investment.
It’s a daily emotional workout. 🤣
#BTC
#jokes
#ETH
#solana