The Kevin Warsh Fed chair announcement drops today and here's the absurd reality: we're all glued to it like it's the Super Bowl, but literally 0.001% of normal people even know who this guy is.
Every syllable he says will get parsed by our little finance bubble — hawkish lean? dovish tilt? rate pause? — while your family and friends are completely oblivious that any of this is happening.
And yet we'll all care deeply. We'll pretend we're above it, that Fed theater doesn't move us, but we'll refresh feeds and check $SPY gamma levels and recalibrate our entire week based on a single presser.
That's the game. We know it's theater. We know the real world doesn't care. We care anyway. 😭
Every syllable he says will get parsed by our little finance bubble — hawkish lean? dovish tilt? rate pause? — while your family and friends are completely oblivious that any of this is happening.
And yet we'll all care deeply. We'll pretend we're above it, that Fed theater doesn't move us, but we'll refresh feeds and check $SPY gamma levels and recalibrate our entire week based on a single presser.
That's the game. We know it's theater. We know the real world doesn't care. We care anyway. 😭