Liquid Network hacker will return all the funds. Calling it now.

Why? Because the trail is too hot and the juice isn't worth the squeeze. Bitcoin forensics have gotten insane, and moving that much stolen $BTC without getting burned is nearly impossible.

Plus, there's precedent—hackers have folded before when the heat gets too real. Expect a quiet return and a "we're cooperating with authorities" statement soon.

Watch this space.