🔥 The Wall Street sharks who warned investors to stay out of crypto are now lining up at Consensus Miami, their suits glinting under the Miami sun as they chase the next big wave.

📊 With #BTC perched at $78,505 and a bearish RSI of 40.8, the market’s greed meter reads 69, yet futures open interest sits at a towering $8.51 B and funding nudges positive at +0.0100%, signaling that longs are paying to stay in. Meanwhile, #ETH steadies at $2,484 on $617 M volume, and #Consensus becomes the new trading floor where institutional desks swap stories for contracts, while smart‑money wallets on Solana whisper about a 62.5% inflow into Nasduck.

💡 The irony deepens: despite the bearish MACD crossover and Bitcoin hugging the lower Bollinger Band, the long‑short ratio of 1.28 and a 68% net‑long stance from top traders suggest the bears are buying tickets to a rally they don’t expect.

❓ Will the flood of Wall Street capital finally push Bitcoin past $80 k, or will the bears reclaim the narrative?